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Chock full of hilarious jokes wisecracks, riddles, and knock-knock jokes, Jokes for Kids is for young readers—and their parents!200+ jokes! Good, clean family funknock-knocks, riddles, and more Have fun, be silly, and practice word recognition and reading comprehension, all at the same time!
Over 1.5 million sold!USA TODAY bestseller!Wall Street Journal bestseller!What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tong... [Read More]
A sweet new version of the classic bestselling One Line a Day 5 Year Memory Book, Floral One Line a Day features vibrant floral watercolor artwork on its cover and within. With foil-stamped accents, gilded page edges, and a silky ribbon marker, this strikingly beautiful five-year diary brings unexpected joy and reflection to each day, and makes an ... [Read More]
Record and reflect on every day with the One Line a Day keepsake journal. Discover the eye-catching new version of our bestselling memory books: Featuring the painterly brushstrokes of the beloved stationer Moglea, this beautifully colorful daily journal was created to help you record and remember something in particular about every day. Whether yo... [Read More]
#1 New York Times BestsellerFrom the bestselling author and master of narrative nonfiction comes the enthralling story of the sinking of the LusitaniaOn May 1, 1915, with WWI entering its tenth month, a luxury ocean liner as richly appointed as an English country house sailed out of New York, bound for Liverpool, carrying a record number of childr... [Read More]
After a brief interlude in the afterlife, Harry Dresden’s new job makes him wonder if death was really all that bad in this novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling series. Harry Dresden is no longer Chicago’s only professional wizard. Now, he’s Winter Knight to Mab, the Queen of Air and Darkness. Her word is his command. And her first comm... [Read More]
Knock, knock. Who’s there?Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.Knock, knock. Who’s there?Anita to borrow a pencil.New from Zonderkidz, here’s a collection of knock-knock jokes that is both hilarious and wholesome. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, unc... [Read More]
9 AM EST: A senator shoots himself on national television.10:32 AM EST: An entire floor of government agents leap to their death from their office building.12:57 PM EST: All the police officers inside a station murder each other.And the day has just begun.Lieutenant Asher Benson left Iraq with a traumatic brain injury, PTSD, and a Purple Heart. His... [Read More]
"Come war and peace Downton still stands and the Crawleys are still in it."Downton Abbey is loved the world over for its fabulous costumes, beautiful scenery, wonderful characters and intricate plot lines, but what keeps millions of us coming back time after time is the stellar quality of the writing. With each stroke of his pen Julian Fellowes see... [Read More]
Now everyone's favorite joke books from Rob Elliott can be found in one economical volume! Combining his bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliott will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean ... [Read More]
Here is a brand-new collection of more than 500 of the very best dad jokes. Jokes are organized in topics—Silly Kids, Action/Reaction, All Puns All the Time, Love & Marriage, One-Liners, Faith—so dads (and fans of dad jokes) can find the perfect rib-tickler (groaner) for every occasion. Also included are a dozen Bible verses to provide a bit of... [Read More]
If you're not daring to believe god for the impossible, you may be sleeping through some of the best parts of your Christian Life. "This book is not a Snuggie. The words on these pages will not go down like Ambien. I’m not writing to calm or coddle you. With God’s help, I intend to incite a riot in your mind. Trip your breakers and turn out t... [Read More]
We have so much in common. You want to travel … I want you to go.Of course I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell it to who can't.My wife would be a great success on the Parole Board. She never lets anyone finish a sentence.I used to live the life of Riley. Until Riley discovered his credit cards were missing.My imaginary friend keeps starin... [Read More]
"Doctor! Doctor! Help me, I'm shrinking." "Just wait a minute and be a little patient."Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating bloodI'm a keeper. So don't give me anything you want backIf you're not part of the solution, you're part of this meetingMy Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so ... [Read More]
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