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They think her an underdog against impossible odds…And she will fight tooth and nail to prove them wrong.The first in the plot twisting, heart pounding, magic riddled, USA Today bestselling Desert Cursed series. The Witch’s Reign…a land of eternal, unnatural winter ruled by the Ice Witch. In turn she is guarded by three supernatural creatures... [Read More]
Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk in the Hummer who blocked you in, or the idiot who didn’t clean up after his dog? Now you can! Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to all of the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. Whether it’s ... [Read More]
Most dating books tell you what NOT to do. Here's a book dedicated to telling you what you CAN do.In his book, Get the Guy, Matthew Hussey—relationship expert, matchmaker, and star of the reality show Ready for Love—reveals the secrets of the male mind and the fundamentals of dating and mating for a proven, revolutionary approach to help women ... [Read More]
The best enemies make the best lovers...”My favorite rom-com debut ever.” - Wall Street Journal Bestselling Author Lucy ScoreThere are three things I hate: Bratwurst in any form, my neighbors boinking like farm animals at 3 AM, and Chase Jett.Mostly I hate Chase Jett. It's been ten years since he took my virginity—I'd make a bratwurst joke, b... [Read More]
You will never look at a word searches the same again. Introducing Swear ’N’ Search : Word Search for adults! Get ready to laugh your rear end off as you impress your family, friends, and co-workers with the very thing that will make them lose track of the next 6 hours and any responsibility! The book is packed full of profanities and insults o... [Read More]
By the author of Things No One Will Tell Fat Girls and a heroine of the body image movement, an intimate, gutsy memoir about being a fat womanJes Baker burst onto the body positivity scene when she created her own ads mocking Abercrombie & Fitch for discriminating against all body types--a move that landed her on the Today Show and garnered a loyal... [Read More]
From New York Times bestselling author, Emma Hart, comes another hilariously wild romantic comedy about being the third wheel in your friendship and, um, accidentally having sex with your best friend's brother...My name is Carly Porter... And I'm really good at bad decisions.How do I know this, exactly? Well, not including the tim... [Read More]
Think quickly on your feet: be smooth, funny, and clever – all at once. Goodbye awkward silences, hello conversational agility!No matter where you lie on the spectrum of awkward to engaging, witty banter is always the end goal – and it should be. Witty banter, and all the steps that lead to it, allows you to (1) disarm and connect with anyone, ... [Read More]
Lucy is a perfectly reasonable person, up until she isn’t. She bottles up incidents, willing to forgive and forget, but when someone crosses the line, she becomes what her friends have affectionately called The Psychobitch. There’s one person who has it coming; from their very first meeting, Trick Johnson, CFO of Harris Toys, has been a contemp... [Read More]
A RITA Award finalist, Mainstream Fiction with a Central Romance.From USA Today bestselling author Tawna Fenske comes a romantic comedy that will simultaneously tickle your funny bone and tug at your heartstrings.Talented chef Meg Delaney hasn’t spoken to her cheating ex-fiancé, Matt Midland, for two years. Ditching him at the altar after blurti... [Read More]
From USA Today Bestselling Author Ella Miles comes a fake marriage romance...I'm a twenty-two-year-old virgin. Tonight that changes.I thought my first time had to be magical. The perfect date. The perfect place. The perfect guy. I thought I wanted to be in love.But now, I'm desperate.I'll take any guy as long as he's decent lookin... [Read More]
When Chase Hunter returns to his hometown of Evergreen to avenge the wrong done against him twelve years earlier, he becomes easily distracted with the unexpected news of his younger brother’s engagement to the girl Chase had been forced to leave behind—a girl, who has now blossomed into a stunning, desirable woman. Chase must find a way to sto... [Read More]
When you fall in love with your best friend, it’s supposed to last forever.Jo Donovan was a true believer of happily ever afters—until her best friend, Christopher, was killed in Afghanistan.Destroying her. Destroying her world.Five years later…Jo finds herself still stuck in the past, unable to find closure.When she moves to Austin, Texas, w... [Read More]
GIFT IDEAS | COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS | HUMOROUS Pardon my French, but I'm sweary AF! ---The Honey Badger Laugh your a** off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book for adults only. Honey Badger Don't Give a Sh*t! Product Details: For adult only (NOT FOR CHILDREN) Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on br... [Read More]
The mysterious Black Boot has stolen the school mascots.Maisy Sawyer has a mystery to solve - and she's the best detective in fourth grade. No, she is the best detective in the whole school, and rescuing the little mice is her new mission.Raising the stakes, The Black Boot has also taken Maisy’s famous lollipop collection, and warns her to stop s... [Read More]
THE END OF THE WORLD HAS BEGUN. WHAT DO YOU DO? Steve Symonds is just a typical 13-year old boy living in London. His main interests revolve around videogames, the internet, inline skating, and annoying his friends and family. But when the ancient gods of myth and legend suddenly appear out of nowhere and begin to cause havoc all over the world, St... [Read More]
Book 2 in The Sum of its PartsWith things in Arcadia Lake finally settling down, Puck begins to think about expanding his pack. Then he gets the news that the hunter community is determined to get Hugo Durand out of jail. Fortunately for Puck, someone else seems just as determined to keep him there. Unfortunately, his mysterious ally doesn't seem t... [Read More]
"Phoebe is a remarkably real little girl, as bright and imaginative as Bill Watterson's Calvin, as touchingly vulnerable as Charles Schulz's Charlie Brown...Simpson is that good, and that original."--Peter S. Beagle, author of The Last UnicornA boy and his dog . . . a girl and her . . . unicorn?It all started when a girl named Phoebe skipped a rock... [Read More]
We all have our favorite superhero stories – now it's the villains' turn to talk. Zephyr Girl broke into Dr. Charm's lab looking for the affair of the century; she found happily ever after instead. But now, seven years later, Tabitha walks away with no warning, and Evan faces the ultimate decision: world domination, or the woman he loves? With th... [Read More]
Best friends really are forever. They hold your hand when you are going through a storm. They encourage you when you are convinced you don’t know how to get through another day. They have your back no matter what. And they drive you to the brink of insanity.Rose Caldwell is on a seven city book tour up the east coast. With Kat, Jenny, and CB in t... [Read More]
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