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Innocent Catholic schoolgirl Katy has had a crush on her best friend’s dad for years. When Mr. Carlson finds her in a compromising position late at night during a sleepover, Katy discovers that he’s attracted to her too. But how could they possibly give in to their mutual desires? Katy’s Catholic upbringing has taught her that it’s a sin to... [Read More]
A Reader's Digest "25 Funniest Books of All Time""Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this."--The New Yorker"A parenting zeitgeist"--Washington Post"A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep."--National Public Radio"... [Read More]
Keep your best friends, mother, aunts and girlfriends laughing at life with our Signature Snarky Journal!Our best-selling journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general. This unique, snarky and fun little gift features quotes, along with on... [Read More]
Lindsay Danes has it all. Straight-A student, star athlete, smoking hot boyfriend.But when she walks in on her best friend hooking up with her boyfriend at a party, her perfect life is shattered.Now she wants revenge, and what better way to get it than with the one man she’s always wanted but could never have? Mr. Jacobs is her best friend’s da... [Read More]
If dinnertime has you cursing up a storm, this cookbook will get you off your indecisive a** and into the f*@#ing kitchen!Derived from the incredibly popular (and totally addictive) website, WhatTheFuckShouldIMakeForDinner.com, this "choose your own adventure" style cookbook provides quick and easy solutions for the nightly conundrum. Don't like th... [Read More]
He's off-Limit. And Too Big to Fit. A Rough Burly man with needs.He's known her for years. She's young and forbidden.They are alone in the woods, no one will know, no one will hear. Should they cross the line?Advisory: Contains Explicit Sexuality and Adult Content that may be deemed by some to be sinful, distasteful, or otherwise disturbing. Theref... [Read More]
GIFT IDEAS | COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS | HUMOROUS Pardon my language, but I'm sweary AF!---The Honey BadgerAre you looking to blowing off steam by customizing unique coloring pages with some f***ing glitter pens?! Need a good laugh?! Then Eat A Bag of D*cks is just what you need. Indulge your inner child as you color imaginative designs long he... [Read More]
I’ve fantasized about him for as long as I can remember...Mark Logan. Household name and CEO of a company named after himself. Of the lesser known facts, he’s also my father’s best friend since like... forever. Luckily for me, that was enough to get me in as his secretary, on one condition. No special treatment will be given and I have to per... [Read More]
If you disliked learning about history in school, it's because you didn't have a teacher like this. Intelligent, brutally honest, and crude — learning about history doesn't suck when you're learning from The Captain. Each of his 52 lessons bridges the gap between history and everyday life with relatable topics and an outlook that can only be desc... [Read More]
Sweet innocent Alyssa has a secret, she's in lust with her father's best friend Brandon. He's in town to help around the farm while her father is in the hospital and his virile masculine presence awakens a desire in her like she has never known.When she stumbles upon Brandon's own dirty little secret, can she convince him to act on their taboo desi... [Read More]
Nobody Likes A Cockblock is a full color paperback children's book for adults about woodland creature moms and dads just trying to get their swerve on. It's 32-pages of inappropriate prose that will leave you laughing about your sad life. It's perfect for birthday parties, baby showers, baptisms, and of course, wedding presents.
GIFT IDEAS | COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS | HUMOROUS Pardon my French, but I'm sweary AF! ---The Honey Badger Laugh your a** off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book for adults only. Honey Badger Don't Give a Sh*t! Product Details: For adult only (NOT FOR CHILDREN) Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on br... [Read More]
A New York Times Best SellerOne of BookRiot's Must-Read Books from Indie Presses for 2014One of Flavorwire's 50 Best Independent Fiction and Poetry Books of 2014"You Have to F***ing Eat makes parents of picky eaters smile."--TODAY Parents"Adam Mansbach...will delight exhausted and exasperated parents everywhere for a second time with You Have to F*... [Read More]
“You’re being a bad girl, Becca.”After years of fantasizing about her best friend's dad, can Becca finally seduce this gorgeous man and get what she wants? Or will things take an unexpected turn as he gets what he wants?Warning! This 8500+ word story contains GRAPHIC SEX SCENES between a sexy 19 year old girl and her best friend's gorgeous da... [Read More]
When Alyssa gets dragged along on a business trip with her dad, she doesn't expect to have much fun. Even if it is at a 5-star ski resort. But that all changes when she runs into her dad's best friend and business partner, Paul. He's decided to ditch some meetings to hit the slopes and invites Alyssa to join him.She's had a crush on Paul for a whil... [Read More]
Being a mother is hard work, and all mothers deserve a good laugh. If You Give a Mommy a Glass of Wine is a modern mother-honoring parody of a classic children's book.
GIFT IDEAS | COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS | MOTHERHOOD #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door ... [Read More]
Just one night, that's all...I can't believe what I'd just agreed to. I've always been supportive of Stella being an escort; after all, she can do whatever wants to make money. I just never thought I'd go as far as filling in for her.But, she's assured me that I just need to be his arm candy for one night. Nothing more is expected. Then, I'll get a... [Read More]
Mark has me on the edge, in more ways than one...I've never felt this way before. Not about anyone before Mark. Everything we do is so forbidden, yet so satisfying.If anyone ever found out that my dad's best friend took me to a place called The Dungeon...If anyone ever found out that he's tied me up and had his way with me more than once...If anyon... [Read More]
A confused young man comes face to face with his desires. A sophisticated businessman takes advantage of his young guest. A thanksgiving holiday turns into a week of sexual discovery and seduction. Brad's best friend Kyle has invited him to his family's house for the holiday. Kyle's father, Mr. Spencer, is an intimidating, rich man who can see his ... [Read More]
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