Headlines From The Onion That Actually Came True

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  • Our Dumb Century: The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines from America's Finest News Source

    • UPC: 045863804617
    • ASIN: 0609804618
    • ISBN: 0609804618
    • Brand: Random House
    • Manufacturer: Three Rivers Press

  • Fullstar Vegetable Chopper and Spiralizer with Large Glass Container - Onion Chopper Food Chopper

    • ASIN: B07JJPTL8F
    • Brand: Fullstar
    • Size: n/a
    • Manufacturer: fullstar

    Vegetable Chopper Spiralizer Vegetable Slicer Dicer - Onion Chopper Food Chopper Veggie Chopper Vegetable Cutter Potato Slicer Choppers and Dicers

  • Our Dumb World

    • ASIN: 0316018430
    • ISBN: 0316018430
    • Brand: Onion (COR)
    • Manufacturer: Little, Brown and Company

    OUR DUMB WORLD is the world's most comprehensive fake atlas: a repository of all known information about the planet Earth (except where covered by clouds).In late 2007 the hardcover edition became one of the hottest books of the holiday season, entertaining and offending hundreds of thousands of readers around the globe. This new, easy-to-carry pap... [Read More]

  • Dentyne Ice Sugar Free Gum (Arctic Chill 60 Piece Pack of 4)

    • UPC: 012546032209
    • ASIN: B004I8SY30
    • Brand: Dentyne
    • Size: 4-Pack
    • Manufacturer: Dentyne

    Dentyne Ice Sugar-Free Gum (Arctic Chill, 60 Piece, Pack of 4)

  • Victorinox 3.25 Inch Swiss Classic Paring Knife with Straight Edge, Spear Point, Black

    • UPC: 046928542772
    • ASIN: B0061SWLKW
    • Brand: Victorinox
    • Size: 3.25" Paring
    • Manufacturer: Victorinox

    When it comes to precision and accuracy, the paring knife is every chef's answer. This 3¼" Swiss Classic Spear Point Paring Knife is extremely sharp and ready for anything from slicing and dicing to peeling and garnishing. The smooth, uniform cuts will help you make every meal a work of art. With the 3¼" Swiss Classic Paring Knife you can expertl... [Read More]

  • Razer BlackWidow Tournament Edition Chroma, Clicky RGB Mechanical Gaming Keyboard, Compact Layout - Razer Green Switches

    • UPC: 811254027343
    • ASIN: B00YZ4E3YG
    • Brand: Razer
    • Size: Keyboard
    • Manufacturer: Razer Inc.

    Razer BlackWidow Tournament Edition Chroma RGB Mechanical Gaming Keyboard

  • Clean House: Exposing Our Government's Secrets and Lies

    • ASIN: 1501137042
    • ISBN: 1501137042
    • Brand: Threshold Editions
    • Manufacturer: Threshold Editions

    From the New York Times bestselling author of The Corruption Chronicles comes a devastating expose of the scandals of Obama's second term. Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton reveals what the largest watchdog agency in America has uncovered in its battles against Obama secrecy.Clean House takes us through incriminating documents from the attack in ... [Read More]

  • Royal Gourmet Portable Gas Griddle, Table Top Grill, 2 Burner, Propane, Outdoor Cooking for Camping, Picnic, or Tailgating ( Griddle + Carry Bag)

    • ASIN: B0792WCBVL
    • Brand: Royal Gourmet
    • Size: Griddle + Carry Bag
    • Manufacturer: Royal Gourmet Corp

    Stop manhandling those heavy, bulky backyard griddles and show off as a grill master with Royal Gourmet Portable 2-Burner Gas Griddle PD1201C for your family outings. This griddle has 2 stainless steel burners, which provide total 12000 BTU output. It comes equipped with an anti-rust, ceramic coated griddle top which offers 306 square inches of coo... [Read More]

  • Cuisinart 77-35CG Chef's Classic Stainless 3-Piece 3-Quart Steamer Set

    • UPC: 796761217046
    • ASIN: B0041Q407I
    • Brand: Cuisinart
    • Size: 3-Quart
    • Manufacturer: Cuisinart

    Bringing the Good Life Home Inspired by the great French kitchens, Cuisinart began making professional cookware over 30 years ago. Constructed of the finest materials available, to perfectly perform all of the classic cooking techniques. Designed to last a lifetime, Cuisinart cookware makes family meals memorable and entertaining a pleasure. S... [Read More]

  • Bisto Gravy Powder 400g (Pack of 2)

    • UPC: 500042647725
    • ASIN: B00D6IRK4C

  • Zapps Potato Chips - NEW ORLEANS KETTLE STYLE VOODOO - 2 x 5 oz

    • UPC: 083791070100
    • ASIN: B008SWZYIU
    • Brand: Zapp's
    • Size: 5oz
    • Manufacturer: Zapp's

    Zapps Potato Chips - NEW ORLEANS KETTLE STYLE VOODOO - 2 x 5 oz

  • Apple Corer Slicer+Orange peeler+cleaning brush, Apple Slicer Stainless steel Core remover Blooming Onion Cutter Pear Divider Wedger Metal Decorer Tool For Large Apple Kitchen Gadgets

    • UPC: 748966724881
    • ASIN: B07FPPPYHS
    • Brand: Yhtawoo
    • Size: Extra large Apple slicer
    • Manufacturer: Yhtawoo

    If you want your children and your family to absorb with more vitamins by eating various fruits,Sharing is the best way for a limited stomach.But you may be tired of cutting apples or pears by knife.Here is an efficient kitchen gadget that will help you a lot.Slicing and coring an apple immediately just by one second. .❤High Quality Material & Cr... [Read More]

  • Vegan Instant Miso Soup, LOW CARB NON-GMO GLUTEN FREE, 6 oz Servings, (Spinach, Crunchy Cabbage & Carrots, Pack of 4)

    • ASIN: B01N1KCCZZ
    • Brand: Tsubi Soup
    • Size: Pack of 4
    • Manufacturer: Tsubi Soup

    Flavor: Miso with Spinach, Crunchy Cabbage and Carrots | Size : 4 pack box Our original blend of miso loaded with whole sliced cabbage, carrots, leafy spinach and green onions. A colorful and hearty soup with a crunch. Jam packed with flavor and fibre for an energizing treat. Kids love it too! IngredientsAwase miso (soy beans, rice, sea salt), spi... [Read More]

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