25 Funny One Liners

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  • Plum Island (John Corey Book 1)

    • ASIN: B000FA5SMK
    • Manufacturer: Grand Central Publishing

  • Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

    • ASIN: 0800788036
    • ISBN: 0800788036
    • Brand: Elliott, Rob
    • Manufacturer: Revell

    Over 1.5 million sold!USA TODAY bestseller!Wall Street Journal bestseller!What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tong... [Read More]

  • 500+ Jokes, Tongue-Twisters, & Fun Facts For Kids! (Joke Books For Kids Book 1)

    • ASIN: B01AS5AT9S
    • Manufacturer: LAL

    Over 500 jokes for kids, including hundreds of fun facts and tricky tongue-twisters that will crack up the entire family. Great for family gatherings or those long, boring car rides. A quick way to liven up the mood!In this book you will find:250+ Q & A Jokes For Kids- What do you get when you cross a ghost and a tiger? A booger.- What did the kitt... [Read More]

  • Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

    • UPC: 025986750626
    • ASIN: 0310750628
    • ISBN: 0310750628
    • Brand: HarperCollins Christian Pub.
    • Manufacturer: Zonderkidz

    Knock, knock. Who’s there?Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.Knock, knock. Who’s there?Anita to borrow a pencil.New from Zonderkidz, here’s a collection of knock-knock jokes that is both hilarious and wholesome. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is sure to send every kid you know to his knees in a breath-stealing, side-splitting, unc... [Read More]

  • Calling All Villains (Otherworld Book 1)

    • ASIN: B079RLQ2PQ
    • Manufacturer: Evernight Publishing

    Some want to use her.Some want to kill her.I’m just looking to get paid.Every year there’s a call for all villains to attempt to kidnap the not so human princess. Being half vampire gives me an advantage but when I meet Aneen things don’t go as planned with her or the suspicious, sexy bodyguard, Stefen. Then she’s kidnapped by my partner. W... [Read More]

  • The Easy 5-Ingredient Slow Cooker Cookbook: 100 Delicious No-Fuss Meals for Busy People

    • ASIN: 1623159954
    • ISBN: 1623159954
    • Manufacturer: Rockridge Press

    Slow-cooked in the morning―fast (and fabulous) home-cooked in the evening.Deciding what’s for dinner doesn’t have to be a panic-filled, last-minute decision. The Easy 5-Ingredient Slow Cooker Cookbook is designed to make things deliciously fast and easy for busy home cooks―with no-fuss meals that anyone can make.From Apple-Cinnamon Oatmeal ... [Read More]

  • Dead Wake: The Last Crossing of the Lusitania

    • ASIN: 0307408868
    • ISBN: 0307408868
    • Brand: Crown Publishing Group NY
    • Manufacturer: Crown Publishers

  • WANPOOL Disposable Individual Bathtub Bag Film for Traveling / Hotel / Household / Salon (86x47 Inch) 8 pieces

    • UPC: 630420077094
    • ASIN: B06X9KDSZH
    • Brand: WANPOOL
    • Manufacturer: WANPOOL

    This film is easy to use and protect from possible contaminats.

  • Medline Heavy Absorbency 36" x 36" Quilted Fluff and Polymer Disposable Underpads, 50 Per Case, Great Protection for Beds, Furniture, Surfaces

    • UPC: 480196700548
    • ASIN: B002NHIFNW
    • Brand: Medline
    • Size: 36 inches x 36 inches
    • Manufacturer: Medline

    Medline Disposable Polymer Underpads feature a polymer and fluff core that provides heavy absorbency. Large 36 x 36 size makes this disposable underpad versatile for a variety of uses, from a bed pad to a puppy pee pad. Polypropylene backing helps keep underpad in place and prevents leakage.

  • Reynolds Kitchens Premium Slow Cooker Liners - 13 x 21", 6 Count

    • UPC: 010900246538
    • ASIN: B00IE76Q7M
    • Brand: Reynolds
    • Size: 6 Count
    • Manufacturer: Reynolds

    Make memorable meals with Reynolds Kitchens Slow Cooker Liners, and save time on cleanup. Grab these slow cooker bags for mess-free slow cooking without dealing with stubborn, baked-on food that's tough to clean. Strong and reliable, these Reynolds slow cooker liners hold the heartiest ingredients without breaking or puncturing. Your favorite slow ... [Read More]

  • Kitty's WonderBox Disposable Litter Box, Medium, 3-Count

    • UPC: 732915000034
    • ASIN: B000MD3MDW
    • Brand: Kitty's Wonderbox
    • Size: Medium, 3-Pack
    • Manufacturer: Kitty's Wonderbox

  • FitFabHome 3 Pack Large Non-Stick Oven Liners Certified BPA and PFOA Free

    • UPC: 646437747257
    • ASIN: B01CKFSCOS
    • Brand: FitFabHome
    • Manufacturer: FitFabHome

    PROTECT YOUR OVEN FROM THOSE NASTY, HARD TO CLEAN SPILLS ! FitFabHome Heavy Duty 3-Pack Large Oven Liners protects your oven saving you precious time and energy! GUARANTEED 100% Certified PFOA & BPA FREE - Do not let these toxic carcinogens into your home. We are Amazon's only PFOA free liner! - Some even falsely claim this but check our certif... [Read More]

  • simplehuman Code P Custom Fit Drawstring Trash Bags, 50-60 Liter / 13-16 Gallon, 3 Refill Packs (60 Count)

    • UPC: 838810017594
    • ASIN: B010B2LM4Y
    • Brand: simplehuman
    • Size: 60 Pack
    • Manufacturer: simplehuman

    One size does not fit all! simplehuman custom fit liners are designed to fit each of our trash cans perfectly so there is no messy bag overhang or bunching — and they never slip. With extra-thick plastic and double-seam construction, simplehuman's tear- and leak-resistant garbage bags are extra strong so they hold more, which means fewer trips to... [Read More]

  • One For All Tour Live in Australia 1989 [Blu-ray]

    • ASIN: B077MT9GYK
    • Manufacturer: Eagle Vision

    Recorded live in Melbourne, Australia at The National Tennis Centre in November 1989, this release captures the third stop on The Bee Gee's One for All World Tour celebrating their eighteenth studio album One. The concert has been fully restored with newly mixed and mastered surround sound for its first official release on DVD, SD Blu-ray and digit... [Read More]

  • Spaceballs

    • ASIN: B003UAHIM0

  • 2011 - 2018 Ford Explorer Cargo Mat by Elements Defender (GUARANTEED PERFECT FIT) Heavy-Duty All-Weather Trunk & Cargo Liner - 100% Weather Proof - Fits All Explorer Models Between 2011 - 2017

    • UPC: 852292007034
    • ASIN: B0775H8T1B
    • Brand: Elements Defender
    • Manufacturer: Elements Defender

    Elements Defender Cargo Mat for all 2011 - 2018 Ford Explorers

  • Reef Men's Fanning Flip Flop, BLACK/SILVER, 11 M US

    • UPC: 643388179854
    • ASIN: B00ZUY6XAM
    • Brand: Reef
    • Size: 11
    • Manufacturer: Reef Footwear

    Fanning mens sandals are REEF’s best-selling flip flops for men with a church key bottle opener built into the rubber outsole. These are the water-friendly mens sandals of legendary three-time world champ and perennial pro surfing powerhouse Mick Fanning. With the Fanning mens sandals, you get maximum comfort with the molded EVA footbed, anatomic... [Read More]

  • Sleepingo Double Sleeping Bag for Backpacking, Camping, Or Hiking. Queen Size XL! Cold Weather 2 Person Waterproof Sleeping Bag for Adults Or Teens. Truck, Tent, Or Sleeping Pad, Lightweight

    • UPC: 714983557986
    • ASIN: B01LXK5T5Z
    • Brand: Sleepingo
    • Size: 2 Person
    • Manufacturer: Sleeping

    “Want A Comfortable, Quality Sleeping Bag So You Can Get A Good Night’s Sleep From Anywhere? -Keeps You Warm And Comfortable, Won’t Rip Or Break It’s Perfect. Why Have You Gone Without It?-Ready to end the frustration of low quality, hard to use sleeping bags that just don’t work well? Want quality, refreshing sleep on your adventures? Li... [Read More]

  • Wahl Clipper Stainless Steel Lithium Ion Plus Beard Trimmers for Men, Hair Clippers and Shavers, Nose Ear Trimmers, Rechargeable All in One Men's Grooming Kit, by the Brand used by Professionals #9818

    • UPC: 043917981802
    • ASIN: B0058SY1XQ
    • Brand: WAHL
    • Size: Original Version
    • Manufacturer: Wahl Clipper Corp

    Wahl’s Stainless Steel Beard Trimming Kit (Model #9818) is the complete kit that will meet every one of your styling and grooming needs! Perfect for trimming beards, nose, and ear hair, we’ve thought of everything you could need to recreate your favorite styles every time: at home, travelling, or on the go! The WAHL 9818 lithium ion stainless... [Read More]

  • BIC Wite-Out Brand EZ Correct Correction Tape, White, 10-Count

    • UPC: 804993357659
    • ASIN: B002MGJZRE
    • Brand: BIC
    • Size: 10
    • Manufacturer: United Stationers Supply Co.

    Quickly correct typed or handwritten documents with BIC Wite-Out Brand EZ Correct Correction Tape. Made by America’s #1 Correction Brand*, this correction tape goes on dry, allowing you to make instant corrections with no mess and no waiting time. Dispensing the tape is easy: simply hold the dispenser with your thumb in the groove, position the t... [Read More]

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