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  • The Only Woman in the Room: A Novel

    • UPC: 760789271694
    • ASIN: 1492666866
    • ISBN: 1492666866
    • Manufacturer: Sourcebooks Landmark

    The New York Times and USA Today Bestseller! She possessed a stunning beauty. She also possessed a stunning mind. Could the world handle both?Her beauty almost certainly saved her from the rising Nazi party and led to marriage with an Austrian arms dealer. Underestimated in everything else, she overheard the Third Reich's plans while at her husband... [Read More]

  • One Line A Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (5 Year Journal, Daily Journal, Yearly Journal, Memory Journal)

    • ASIN: 0811870197
    • ISBN: 0811870197
    • Brand: Chronicle Books Staff
    • Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

    Revisit thoughts and memories with a 5-year journal and memory bookThis classic memory-keeper is the perfect way to track the ups and downs of life, day by day.More than a daily diary or journal: For those daunted by the idea of keeping a journal or diary, the simple commitment of just One Line a Day is manageable for everyone. Each page of the jou... [Read More]

  • Did You Hear The One About ....: A book of puns, one liners, and witticisms compiled by George Young illustrated by Darryl Curson

    • ASIN: 1548793515
    • ISBN: 1548793515
    • Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

    Introduction George Young and Darryl Curson have been lifelong friends since they were toddlers on St. Mary Street in Shelbyville, Indiana in the early 1950s. They attended the same Shelbyville schools through high school and ultimately college at Indiana University, Bloomington. Something in their early surroundings nurtured a basis for their shar... [Read More]

  • WE'RE ALL A MESS, IT'S OK: A COLLECTION OF FUNNY ESSAYS AND ONE-LINERS ABOUT THE STRUGGLES OF EVERYDAY LIFE

    • ASIN: 0998968412
    • ISBN: 0998968412
    • Manufacturer: Amy Lyle

    The number one best-selling author of "The Amy Binegar-Kimmes-Lyle Book Of Failures" brings you her newest gem, "We're All A Mess. It's OK." Over one hundred contributors share their failures, setbacks and most embarrassing moments for this compilation of hilarity with the hopes that their stories would give the embarrassed and struggling souls som... [Read More]

  • Modern One Line a Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (Daily Journal, Mindfulness Journal, Memory Books, Daily Reflections Book)

    • ASIN: 1452164622
    • ISBN: 1452164622
    • Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

    Record and reflect on every day with the One Line a Day keepsake journal. Discover the eye-catching new version of our bestselling memory books: Featuring the painterly brushstrokes of the beloved stationer Moglea, this beautifully colorful daily journal was created to help you record and remember something in particular about every day. Whether yo... [Read More]

  • Floral One Line a Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (Blank Journal for Daily Reflections, 5 Year Diary Book)

    • ASIN: 1452164614
    • ISBN: 1452164614
    • Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

    A sweet new version of the classic bestselling One Line a Day 5 Year Memory Book, Floral One Line a Day features vibrant floral watercolor artwork on its cover and within. With foil-stamped accents, gilded page edges, and a silky ribbon marker, this strikingly beautiful five-year diary brings unexpected joy and reflection to each day, and makes an ... [Read More]

  • Fucking Awesome Wedding Officiant: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One Liners

    • ASIN: 1074510771
    • ISBN: 1074510771
    • Manufacturer: Independently published

    This blank lined journal is perfect to slip into a purse or a briefcase for when you want to write down notes, grocery lists, ideas, poetry, stories, or plans. Other features: This journal is 6x9 inches and is a great travel size 110 high-quality pages. Matte, durable soft cover. Makes an excellent gift for birthdays or holidays for friends, cowork... [Read More]

  • Dad Jokes: More Than 400 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners Sure to Make You the Deadliest Dad With a Pun

    • ASIN: 1631583727
    • ISBN: 1631583727
    • Brand: Racehorse
    • Manufacturer: Racehorse

    Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dad tell. Here are hundreds to crack the whole family up.Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he e... [Read More]

  • The Ocean Liner

    • ASIN: 1477805141
    • ISBN: 1477805141
    • Manufacturer: Lake Union Publishing

    As war engulfs Europe, 1,500 passengers risk everything to find a brighter future.Cousins Masha and Rachel Morgenstern board the luxury liner the SS Manhattan bound for New York, desperate to escape the concentration camps that claimed the rest of their family. America offers a safe haven, but to reach it they must survive a hazardous Atlantic cr... [Read More]

  • Celestial One Line a Day (Blank Journal for Daily Reflections, 5 Year Diary Book)

    • ASIN: 1452164606
    • ISBN: 1452164606
    • Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

    A beautiful new version of the bestselling One Line a Day 5 Year Memory Book, Celestial One Line a Day features dreamy celestial watercolor artwork from artist and designer Yao Cheng and shimmering gold foil stars and gilded page edges. This beautiful 365 day journal will inspire thoughtful daily reflections and become a keepsake record to treasure... [Read More]

  • 6 Pack Mens No Show Socks Casual Low Cut Thin Loafers Non Slip Boat Liners (Grey+black,6 Pack)

    • UPC: 614591982807
    • ASIN: B01N0JEAOF
    • Brand: ADFOLF
    • Size: One Size

    Mens Thin No Show Socks 6 Pack Casual Low Cut Loafers Non Slip Boat LinersIf you don't want your socks to show but you still want dry, comfortable feet, we recommend these thin no show socks. Trust us, we¡¯ve tried them all and these are (by far) our favorites. Featuring breathable cotton , these thin no show will keep your feet cool and comforta... [Read More]

  • You Can't Do Epic Shit With Basic People.: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One Liners

    • ASIN: 179902041X
    • ISBN: 179902041X
    • Manufacturer: Independently published

    This blank lined journal is perfect to slip into a purse or a briefcase for when you want to write down notes, grocery lists, ideas, poetry, stories, or plans. Other features: This journal is 6x9 inches and is a great travel size 110 high-quality pages. Matte, durable soft cover. Makes an excellent gift for birthdays or holidays for friends, cowork... [Read More]

  • Wow, Look at you becoming a physician assistant and shit: Funny Simple Lined Journal 110 Page, 6x9, Perfect Thank you gift for best friends, Sarcastic One Liners

    • ASIN: 1074513282
    • ISBN: 1074513282
    • Manufacturer: Independently published

    This blank lined journal is perfect to slip into a purse or a briefcase for when you want to write down notes, grocery lists, ideas, poetry, stories, or plans. Other features: This journal is 6x9 inches and is a great travel size 110 high-quality pages. Matte, durable soft cover. Makes an excellent gift for birthdays or holidays for friends, cowork... [Read More]

  • Best Jokes About Love, Sex & Relationships: (Collection of Jokes, Short Stories and Celebrity Quotes)

    • ASIN: 1980646244
    • ISBN: 1980646244
    • Manufacturer: Independently published

    Awesome collection of classy jokes, hilarious short stories, and funny quotes from famous actors and comedians. Perfect funny gift for your significant other, coworker, or a friend!Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. ~Will FerrellI wonder what my parents did to fight b... [Read More]

  • The Lifeboat: A Novel

    • ASIN: 0316185914
    • ISBN: 0316185914
    • Brand: Brand: Reagan Arthur / Back Bay Books
    • Manufacturer: Back Bay Books

    The sinking of an ocean liner leaves a newly married woman battling for survival in this powerful debut novel. Grace Winter, 22, is both a newlywed and a widow. She is also on trial for her life.In the summer of 1914, the elegant ocean liner carrying her and her husband Henry across the Atlantic suffers a mysterious explosion. Setting aside his own... [Read More]

  • 5 Packs SYAYA Girls' Striped Low Cut Liner Socks No Show Boat Socks Women CW1(Black,white,pink,gray,skin) (black,skin,pink,coffee,gray)

    • UPC: 602045631920
    • ASIN: B01AHS85II
    • Brand: SYAYA
    • Size: One Size

  • Love Uncensored: 50 Postcards for Your Partner, One-Night Stand, Booty Call, and That Sexy Barista Who Always Remembers Your Name

    • ASIN: 1523501545
    • ISBN: 1523501545
    • Manufacturer: Workman Publishing Company

    “SOMEONE IS GETTING LUCKY TONIGHT.” And that someone could be you, if you play your postcards right. Here are 50 colorful—and sometimes off-color—ways to say, “I love you.” Or, at least, “I want you.” The method of delivery is up to you—in the mail, slipped under a door, left teasingly on a crush’s desk. Who knows where it will ... [Read More]

  • Insults Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know)

    • ASIN: 1594745242
    • ISBN: 1594745242
    • Brand: Quirk Books
    • Manufacturer: Quirk Books

    A pocket-sized gift book guide to the best hard-hitting insults for every occasion.   This handy little book is packed with insulting gestures, backhanded compliments, comebacks, all the things you should never say about someone's mama, and much more! Including:        •  Insulting Someone’s Intelligence      •  Insulting Someone’... [Read More]

  • One Line A Day Journal: Five Years of Memories, 6x9 Diary, Dated and Lined Book, Floral Sketch

    • ASIN: 1542355540
    • ISBN: 1542355540
    • Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

    This beautifully designed One Line A Day Journal is an easy way to record funny, loving, sad, happy or poignant moments in life. It contains 365 pages, 6"x9", each with five separate lined areas allowing you to write down and revisit your most precious memories. Whether as a thoughtful gift or a journal for yourself, the pages are ready and waiting... [Read More]

  • Living Well One Line A Day: A Five-Year Reflection Book

    • ASIN: 1452125481
    • ISBN: 1452125481
    • Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

    This elegant journal adds a creative dimension to any wellness program, whether fitnessbased or rooted in spirituality. Journalers can track well-being by recording meaningful musings and health-minded observations. Daily entries are small but profound motivations to stay committed, and the fiveyear format will enable users to observe growth and po... [Read More]

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