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  • Diary of a Single Wedding Planner (Tales Behind the Veils Book 1)

    • ASIN: B00ZZP1Y2I
    • Manufacturer: Charbar Productions LLC

    I blame the fairy tales. When you grow up watching every love story end in happily ever after, you come into adulthood with expectations. I never thought I’d reach twenty-five without finding The One. Of course, I’d know immediately he was The One because angels would sing, a light would shine down from the heavens, and he would be absolutely p... [Read More]

  • The 5 Love Languages: The Secret to Love that Lasts

    • ASIN: 080241270X
    • ISBN: 080241270X
    • Brand: Moody Publishing
    • Manufacturer: Northfield Publishing

    - Over 11 million copies sold- #1 New York Times Bestseller for 8 years running- Now celebrating its 25th anniversary Simple ideas, lasting loveFalling in love is easy. Staying in love—that’s the challenge. How can you keep your relationship fresh and growing amid the demands, conflicts, and just plain boredom of everyday life?In the #1 New Y... [Read More]

  • The Baby Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance (Owner's and Instruction Manual)

    • ASIN: 1594745978
    • ISBN: 9781594745973
    • Brand: RANDOM HOUSE
    • Manufacturer: Quirk Books

    At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby.   Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic di... [Read More]

  • The Knot Ultimate Wedding Planner & Organizer [binder edition]: Worksheets, Checklists, Etiquette, Calendars, and Answers to Frequently Asked Questions

    • ASIN: 0770433367
    • ISBN: 0770433367
    • Brand: Potter Crafts
    • Manufacturer: Clarkson Potter

    For the first time, the go-to wedding website, The Knot, has compiled all their essential planning tools—and dozens of new ideas—into this beautiful wedding organizer. Inside you will find: • Detailed timelines and worksheets for scheduling and budgeting  • Planning and money-saving tips on everything from the dress to the music to the r... [Read More]

  • The Handfasters (Lowland Romance Book 1)

    • ASIN: B009QNR1NQ
    • Manufacturer: Creativia

    Scotland, 1811. Coming from the Highlands to Edinburgh in search of a husband, Alison Lamont finds herself in all sorts of trouble.Thrown out of a fashionable ball for a stolen kiss, Alison flees from a riot in the notorious Old Town and meets Willie Kemp, an eccentric boatbuilder. While she falls deeply in love with Mr. Kemp, her aunt wishes her t... [Read More]

  • The Newlywed's Instruction Manual: Essential Information, Troubleshooting Tips, and Advice for the First Year of Marriage (Owner's and Instruction Manual)

    • ASIN: 159474436X
    • ISBN: 159474436X
    • Brand: Tiger Caroline Kepple Paul Reifsnyder Scotty
    • Manufacturer: Quirk Books

    From communication and cohabitation to in-laws, money, and sex, this guide is for every couple who is just starting out their new life together. At last! A guide to that crucial first year of marriage! You’ve exchanged your vows, cut the cake, and danced your first dance. Now what? The wedding may be over but the marriage has just begun. You’... [Read More]

  • Come as You Are: The Surprising New Science that Will Transform Your Sex Life

    • ASIN: 1476762090
    • ISBN: 1476762090
    • Brand: Simon & Schuster
    • Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

    ***A NEW YORK TIMES BESTELLER*** An essential exploration of why and how women’s sexuality works—based on groundbreaking research and brain science—that will radically transform your sex life into one filled with confidence and joy.Researchers have spent the last decade trying to develop a “pink pill” for women to function like Viagra doe... [Read More]

  • What to Expect the First Year

    • ASIN: 0761181504
    • ISBN: 0761181504
    • Brand: Workman Publishing Company
    • Manufacturer: Workman Publishing Company

    With over 11 million copies in print, What to Expect: The First Year, now in a completely revised third edition, is the world’s best-selling, best-loved guide to the instructions that babies don’t come with, but should. And now, it’s better than ever. Every parent’s must-have/go-to is completely updated. Keeping the trademark month-by-month... [Read More]

  • Untangled: Guiding Teenage Girls Through the Seven Transitions into Adulthood

    • ASIN: 0553393073
    • ISBN: 0553393073
    • Brand: Damour Lisa
    • Manufacturer: Ballantine Books

    NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • An award-winning guide to the sometimes erratic and confusing behavior of teenage girls that explains what’s going on, prepares parents for what’s to come, and lets them know when it’s time to worry.   Look for Under Pressure, the companion guide to coping with stress and anxiety among girls, available now. In ... [Read More]

  • The Power of a Praying® Wife

    • ASIN: 0736957499
    • ISBN: 0736957499
    • Brand: Harvest House Publishers
    • Manufacturer: Harvest House Publishers

    God Can Work Powerfully Through a Praying Wife Today's challenges can make a fulfilling marriage seem like an impossible dream. Yet God delights in doing the impossible if only we would ask! Stormie Omartian shares how God can strengthen your marriage as you pray for your husband concerning key areas in his life, including...his spiritual walkhis e... [Read More]

  • The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank

    • ASIN: B00ARQXXEC
    • Manufacturer: Open Road Media

    The “marvelously funny” and much-loved humorist explores the perils of suburban living in this New York Times bestseller (Vogue). For years, the Bombecks have heard rumors of a magical land called Suburbia where the air is clean, the grass is trimmed, and children don’t risk getting mugged on their walk to school. After watching their friends... [Read More]

  • Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man, Expanded Edition: What Men Really Think About Love, Relationships, Intimacy, and Commitment

    • ASIN: 0062351567
    • ISBN: 0062312715
    • Brand: Amistad Press
    • Manufacturer: Amistad

    The #1 New York Times smash bestseller Revised and expanded with new material.With over two million copies sold, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man has become a bestseller around the world. In conjunction with its second movie sequel to be released this summer, Steve Harvey has updated his classic with new advice and insights.Whether it’s why wome... [Read More]

  • Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl_A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship

    • UPC: 045079207561
    • ASIN: 1580627560
    • ISBN: 1580627560
    • Brand: Adams Media
    • Manufacturer: Adams Media

    Do you feel like you are too nice? Sherry Argov's Why Men Love Bitches delivers a unique perspective as to why men are attracted to a strong woman who stands up for herself. With saucy detail on every page, this no-nonsense guide reveals why a strong woman is much more desirable than a "yes woman" who routinely sacrifices herself. The author provid... [Read More]

  • Sheet Music: Uncovering the Secrets of Sexual Intimacy in Marriage

    • UPC: 031809060247
    • ASIN: 0842360247
    • ISBN: 0842360247
    • Brand: Tyndale House Publishers
    • Manufacturer: Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.

    With his characteristic warmth and humor, Dr. Kevin Leman offers a practical guide to sex according to God's plan. This frank and practical book is a perfect resource for married and engaged couples. Dr. Leman addresses a wide spectrum of people, from those with no sexual experiences to those with past sexual problems or even abuse. Using frank des... [Read More]

  • Be Prepared

    • ASIN: 0743251547
    • ISBN: 0743251547
    • Brand: Simon & Schuster
    • Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

  • Getting Past Your Breakup: How to Turn a Devastating Loss into the Best Thing That Ever Happened to You

    • ASIN: 0738213284
    • ISBN: 0738213284
    • Brand: Elliott, Susan J.
    • Manufacturer: Da Capo Lifelong Books

    A proven plan for overcoming the painful end of any romantic relationship, including divorce, with practical strategies for healing, getting your confidence back, and finding true loveIt's over--and it really hurts. But as unbelievable as it may seem when you are in the throes of heartache, you can move past your breakup. Forget about trying to win... [Read More]

  • DIRTY, LAZY, KETO: Getting Started: How I Lost 140 Pounds

    • ASIN: B07H3F4VLS

    #1 New Release, #1 Best Seller. Stephanie Laska lost 140 pounds, roughly half of her body weight, by following a ketogenic inspired diet. She figured out the secret to losing weight without the crazy restrictions of a traditional keto diet by following a "dirty" and "lazy" version of keto.Stephanie spent most of her adult life in the Morbidly Obese... [Read More]

  • How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much

    • ASIN: 1594743061
    • ISBN: 1594743061
    • Brand: imusti
    • Manufacturer: Quirk Books

    Is Bigger Really Better?   Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with... [Read More]

  • The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy: A Guide to Surviving Pregnancy, Childbirth, and Beyond

    • ASIN: 1580056334
    • ISBN: 1580056334
    • Manufacturer: Seal Press

    The fourth book in Dawn Dais's popular Sh!t No One Tells You series offers "been there, freaked out about that" advice for expectant parents The fourth title in Dawn Dais's popular parenting series, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is quite possibly the funniest, and most heartfelt, yet. After all, pregnancy is not all about scanning Pinte... [Read More]

  • The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year

    • ASIN: 1580054846
    • ISBN: 1580054846
    • Brand: Dawn Dais
    • Manufacturer: Seal Press

    A laugh-out-loud guide to the first year of motherhood, filled with helpful advice and wisdom from real moms and dads who aren't at all afraid to tell it like it is There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit... [Read More]

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