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What If Everybody Did That?
- ASIN: 0761456864
- ISBN: 0761456864
- Brand: Cavendish Square Publishing
- Manufacturer: Two Lions
If you drop just one soda can out the window, it’s no big deal ... right? But what if everybody did that? What if everybody broke the rules ... and spoke during story time, didn’t wash up, or splashed too much at the pool? Then the world would be a mess. But what if everybody obeyed the rules so that the world would become a better place? Using... [Read More]
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Giraffes Can't Dance
- UPC: 659213182920
- ASIN: 0545392551
- ISBN: 0545392551
- Brand: Scholastic
- Manufacturer: Cartwheel Books
The bestselling Giraffes Can't Dance is now a board book!Giraffes Can't Dance is a touching tale of Gerald the giraffe, who wants nothing more than to dance. With crooked knees and thin legs, it's harder for a giraffe than you would think. Gerald is finally able to dance to his own tune when he gets some encouraging words from an unlikely friend.Wi... [Read More]
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The Pout-Pout Fish (A Pout-Pout Fish Adventure Book 1)
- ASIN: B004CYERTK
- Manufacturer: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)
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The Odd 1s Out: How to Be Cool and Other Things I Definitely Learned from Growing Up
- ASIN: 014313180X
- ISBN: 014313180X
- Manufacturer: TarcherPerigee
Instant New York Times bestseller · Hilarious stories and advice about the ups and downs of growing up, from a popular YouTube artist and storyteller.Like any shy teen turned young adult, YouTube star James Rallison ("The Odd 1s Out") is used to being on the outside looking in. He wasn't partying in high school or winning football games like hi... [Read More]
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Ada Twist, Scientist
- ASIN: 1419721372
- ISBN: 1419721372
- Brand: imusti
- Manufacturer: Harry N. Abrams
A #1 New York Times Bestseller A Wall Street Journal Bestseller A USA Today Bestseller Inspired by real-life makers Ada Lovelace and Marie Curie, this beloved #1 bestseller champions STEM, girl power and women scientists in a rollicking celebration of curiosity, the power perseverance, and the importance of asking “Why?” Don't miss Ada’s... [Read More]
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Iggy Peck, Architect
- ASIN: 081091106X
- ISBN: 081091106X
- Brand: imusti
- Manufacturer: Abrams Books for Young Readers
This beloved New York Times bestselling picture book is a fun-filled, inspiring story about the power of teamwork and the importance of celebrating individual gifts and self-expression. And now you can follow Iggy’s further adventures—with his friends Rosie Revere and Ada Twist—in the instant New York Times bestseller Rosie Revere and t... [Read More]
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Do Unto Otters: A Book About Manners
- ASIN: 0312581408
- ISBN: 0312581408
- Brand: Square Fish
- Manufacturer: Square Fish
"Do not do to others that which would anger you if others did it to you."―Socrates (the Greek philosopher), circa 470-399 B.C.Mr. Rabbit's new neighbors are Otters.OTTERS!But he doesn't know anything about otters. Will they get along? Will they be friends?Just treat otters the same way you'd like them to treat you, advises Mr. Owl.In her smart, p... [Read More]
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First Day Jitters (Mrs. Hartwell's Classroom Adventures)
- ASIN: 158089061X
- ISBN: 158089061X
- Brand: CHARLESBRIDGE PUBLISHING
- Manufacturer: Charlesbridge
Everyone knows that sinking feeling in the pit of the stomach just before diving into a new situation. Sarah Jane Hartwell is scared and doesn't want to start over at a new school. She doesn't know anybody, and nobody knows her. It will be awful. She just knows it. With much prodding from Mr. Hartwell, Sarah Jane reluctantly pulls herself together ... [Read More]
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The Gruffalo
- ASIN: 0142403873
- ISBN: 0142403873
- Manufacturer: Puffin Books
A mouse is taking a stroll through the deep, dark wood when along comes a hungry fox, then an owl, and then a snake. The mouse is good enough to eat but smart enough to know this, so he invents . . . the gruffalo! As Mouse explains, the gruffalo is a creature with terrible claws, and terrible tusks in its terrible jaws, and knobbly knees and turned... [Read More]
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The Charisma Myth: How Anyone Can Master the Art and Science of Personal Magnetism
- ASIN: B005GSZZ24
- Manufacturer: Portfolio
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American Born Chinese
- ASIN: 0312384483
- ISBN: 0312384483
- Brand: Square Fish
- Manufacturer: Square Fish
Gene Luen Yang is the National Ambassador for Young People's Literature.Jin Wang starts at a new school where he's the only Chinese-American student. When a boy from Taiwan joins his class, Jin doesn't want to be associated with an FOB like him. Jin just wants to be an all-American boy, because he's in love with an all-American girl. Danny is an al... [Read More]
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Grumpy Monkey
- ASIN: 0553537865
- ISBN: 0553537865
- Brand: PENGUIN RANDOM HOUSE LLC
- Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers
The hilarious New York Times bestselling picture book about dealing with unexplained feelings...and the danger in suppressing them!Jim the chimpanzee is in a terrible mood for no good reason. His friends can't understand it--how can he be in a bad mood when it's SUCH a beautiful day? They encourage him not to hunch, to smile, and to do things that ... [Read More]
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Potty (Leslie Patricelli board books)
- ASIN: 0763644765
- ISBN: 0763644765
- Brand: Candlewick Press MA
- Manufacturer: Candlewick
A new toddler title charts a crucial achievement. There comes a point in a toddler’s life when going in one’s diaper is only one possible option, and the question must be raised: "Should I go in my potty?"With pitch-perfect humor and pacing, Leslie Patricelli follows the inner dialogue (sure to have little ones shouting responses) and hilarious... [Read More]
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Just Me and My Dad (Little Critter)
- UPC: 033500118395
- ASIN: 0307118398
- ISBN: 0307118398
- Brand: Random House Books for Young Readers
- Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers
Mercer Mayer’s Little Critter is going on a camping trip with his dad in this classic, funny, and heartwarming book. Whether he and his dad are canoeing, fishing, or building a campfire, parents and children alike will relate to this beloved story. A perfect gift for Father’s Day . . . or any day!
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Oh, the Places You'll Go! (Classic Seuss)
- ASIN: B00ESF285S
- Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers
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Pimp: The Story of My Life
- ASIN: 1451617135
- ISBN: 9781451617139
- Brand: Cash Money Content
- Manufacturer: Cash Money Content
“[In Pimp], Iceberg Slim breaks down some of the coldest, capitalist concepts I’ve ever heard in my life.” —Dave Chappelle, from his Netflix special The Bird Revelation An immersive experience unlike anything before it, Pimp is the classic hustler’s tale that never seems to go out of style.Iceberg Slim’s autobiographical novel sent shoc... [Read More]
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Messenger Kids - Safer Messaging and Video Chat
- ASIN: B0765MX9NB
- Brand: Facebook
- Manufacturer: Facebook
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This Is Not My Hat
- ASIN: 0763655996
- ISBN: 0763655996
- Brand: Candlewick Press
- Manufacturer: Candlewick
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Big Girl Panties
- ASIN: 0307931528
- ISBN: 0307931528
- Manufacturer: Robin Corey Books
Big Girl Panties! features a light, positive approach to motivate toddlers to become toilet trained. What could be more rewarding for a little girl than wearing big girl panties, just like mommy? Adult caregivers and toddlers alike will love the snappy, rhyming text and colorful, hip illustrations. Valeria Petrone's stylized artwork ensures that th... [Read More]
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I'm a Unicorn (Little Golden Book)
- ASIN: 1524715123
- ISBN: 1524715123
- Manufacturer: Golden Books
A magical Little Golden Book for little unicorn lovers!I am moonlight white. I have a magical horn.I look a lot like a horse, of course. . . So begins this charming Little Golden Book that introduces the magical unicorn to the littlest readers! In this sweet story, gorgeously illustrated by Disney artist Joey Chou, a unicorn tells the readers all a... [Read More]
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