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  • Slouching Towards Bethlehem: Essays

    • ASIN: B06XRSTBMN
    • Brand: Unknown
    • Manufacturer: Open Road Media

    The “dazzling” and essential portrayal of 1960s America from the author of South and West and The Year of Magical Thinking (The New York Times). Capturing the tumultuous landscape of the United States, and in particular California, during a pivotal era of social change, the first work of nonfiction from one of American literature’s most disti... [Read More]

  • Green Eggs and Ham

    • UPC: 033500318412
    • ASIN: 0394800168
    • ISBN: 0545002850
    • Brand: Ingram Book & Distributor
    • Manufacturer: Beginner Books/Random House

  • Oh, the Places You'll Go! (Classic Seuss)

    • ASIN: B00ESF285S
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

  • Dr. Seuss's Beginner Book Collection (Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, Fox in Socks)

    • ASIN: 0375851569
    • ISBN: 0375851569
    • Brand: Random House Books for Young Readers
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

    A perfect gift for new parents, birthday celebrations, and happy occasions of all kinds, this collection of five beloved Beginner Books by Dr. Seuss—The Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, and Fox in Socks—will be cherished by young and old alike. Ideal for reading aloud or reading alone, they w... [Read More]

  • Fox in Socks (Beginner Books(R))

    • ASIN: B00ESF2772
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

  • Sneezy the Snowman

    • ASIN: B008NBZ43G
    • Manufacturer: Two Lions

    B-R-R-R-R! AH-CHOO! Sneezy the Snowman is cold, cold, cold. To warm up, he drinks cocoa, sits in a hot tub, stands near a warm fire – and melts! But the children know just what to do to build him up again – and make him feel "just right". Hilarity chills the air with playful mixed-media illustrations by Stephen Gilpin as Sneezy attempts to warm... [Read More]

  • The Screwtape Letters

    • ASIN: 0060652934
    • ISBN: 0060652934
    • Brand: HarperCollins Christian Pub.
    • Size: 0.58" H x 8.03" L x 5.44" W (0.4 lbs) 160 pages
    • Manufacturer: HarperOne

    The Screwtape Letters by C.S.  Lewis is a classic masterpiece of religious satire that entertains readers with its sly and ironic portrayal of human life and foibles from the vantage point of Screwtape, a highly placed assistant to "Our Father Below." At once wildly comic, deadly serious, and strikingly original, C.S. Lewis's The Screwtape Letters... [Read More]

  • The Men We Became: My Friendship with John F. Kennedy, Jr.

    • ASIN: B00E715FU8
    • Manufacturer: St. Martin's Press

    For over twenty years Robert Littell was John F. Kennedy Jr.'s closest confidant. Now, in a beautiful and moving memoir, Littell introduces us to the private John. A story of laughter and sorrow, joy and heartbreak, The Men We Became is an unforgettable memoir. Rob Littell was a freshman at Brown when he met the young JFK, Jr. during orientation... [Read More]

  • The Best of Simple: Stories (American Century)

    • ASIN: B015MP6J98
    • Manufacturer: Hill and Wang

    Langston Hughes's stories about Jesse B. Semple--first composed for a weekly column in the Chicago Defender and then collected in Simple Speaks His Mind, Simple Takes a Wife, and Simple Stakes a Claim--have been read and loved by hundreds of thousands of readers. In The Best of Simple, the author picked his favorites from these earlier volumes, sto... [Read More]

  • The Cat in the Hat

    • UPC: 000394800019
    • ASIN: 039480001X
    • ISBN: 039480001X
    • Brand: PENGUIN RANDOM HOUSE
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

  • All the World (Classic Board Books)

    • ASIN: 1481431218
    • ISBN: 1481431218
    • Brand: Little Simon
    • Manufacturer: Little Simon

    All the world is here. It is there. It is everywhere. All the world is right where you are. Now. This simple, profound, Caldecott Honor story is now available as a Classic Board Book.Following a circle of family and friends through the course of a day from morning until night, this book affirms the importance of all things great and small in our wo... [Read More]

  • Moo Baa La La La

    • UPC: 642688055561
    • ASIN: 067144901X
    • ISBN: 067144901X
    • Brand: Little Simon
    • Manufacturer: Little Simon

    This raucous story about the sounds animals make—including three pigs who say "la la la!"—is just right for reading aloud.Serious silliness for all ages. Artist Sandra Boynton is back and better than ever with completely redrawn versions of her multi-million selling board books. These whimsical and hilarious books, featuring nontraditional text... [Read More]

  • The Hiccupotamus

    • ASIN: 0761456228
    • ISBN: 0761456228
    • Brand: Cavendish Square Publishing
    • Manufacturer: Two Lions

    “There was a hippopotamus who hiccupped quite-a-lotamus. And every time he got’emus... he'd fall upon his bottomus!” Calamity ensues when an elephant, a centipede, and a rhinoceros try finding a cure for Hippo’s colossal case of hiccups. Author-illustrator Aaron Zenz’s creativity shines through in his colored-pencil artwork in this off-th... [Read More]

  • If Animals Kissed Good Night

    • ASIN: 0374300216
    • ISBN: 0374300216
    • Brand: Paul, Ann Whitford/ Walker, David (ILT)
    • Manufacturer: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)

    The bestselling book in Ann Whitford Paul and David Walker's adorable animal series―and don't miss the follow-up, If Animals Said I Love You!If animals kissedlike we kiss good night,Giraffe and his calfwould stretch their necks highand kiss just beneaththe top of the sky.In a cozy bedtime chat with her mom, a young girl wonders how animal familie... [Read More]

  • Where Do Diggers Sleep at Night?

    • ASIN: 0385374151
    • ISBN: 0385374151
    • Brand: Sayres, Brianna Caplan/ Slade, Christian (ILT)
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

    "What happens when it's time for busy diggers to wind down and go to sleep? Many of the same bedtime rituals as little girls and boys. The sweet reminder that toys will be waiting for young readers in the morning is a nice added touch at the end." - Seira Wilson, Amazon EditorGetting to dreamland has never been more fun with this board book version... [Read More]

  • Hop on Pop (I Can Read It All By Myself)

    • UPC: 000394800293
    • ASIN: 039480029X
    • ISBN: 9780394800295
    • Brand: PENGUIN RANDOM HOUSE
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

  • Where the Sidewalk Ends Special Edition with 12 Extra Poems: Poems and Drawings

    • UPC: 884365429405
    • ASIN: 0060572345
    • ISBN: 0060572345
    • Brand: Harper Collins
    • Manufacturer: HarperCollins

    Shel Silverstein, the New York Times bestselling author of The Giving Tree, A Light in the Attic, Falling Up, and Every Thing On It, has created a poetry collection that is outrageously funny and deeply profound. Come in...for where the sidewalk ends, Shel Silverstein's world begins. This special edition contains 12 extra poems. You'll meet a boy w... [Read More]

  • The Complete Tales of Winnie-The-Pooh

    • ASIN: 0525457232
    • ISBN: 0525457232
    • Brand: Dutton Books for Young Readers
    • Manufacturer: Dutton Books for Young Readers

  • Whose Boat Is This Boat?: Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane

    • ASIN: 1982121084
    • ISBN: 1982121084
    • Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

    100% of The Late Show’s proceeds from this book go to hurricane relief.Whose Boat Is This Boat? Comments That Don’t Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane is a picture book made entirely of quotations from President Donald Trump in the wake of Hurricane Florence. It is the first children’s book that demonstrates what not to say after a natural ... [Read More]

  • Three Little Mermaids (Paula Wiseman Books)

    • ASIN: 1442412860
    • ISBN: 1442412860
    • Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster/Paula Wiseman Books

    Have a tea party undersea and practice counting with Three Little Mermaids, a sparkling interactive novelty concept book by bestselling creator Mara Van Fleet!In Mara Van Fleet’s shimmering interactive novelty concept book, count from one to ten while you visit the bottom of the deep blue sea and meet sparkly fish, soft seals, dancing turtles, an... [Read More]

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