Best New year Quotes and Wishes 2015

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  • Wish

    • ASIN: 0374302731
    • ISBN: 0374302731
    • Brand: Farrar Straus and Giroux Byr
    • Manufacturer: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)

    A touching story about a girl and her dog, perfect for young animal loversEleven-year-old Charlie Reese has been making the same secret wish every day since fourth grade. She even has a list of all the ways there are to make the wish, such as cutting off the pointed end of a slice of pie and wishing on it as she takes the last bite. But when she is... [Read More]

  • Grandma Wishes: Children's Board Book (Love You Always)

    • ASIN: 1680520083
    • ISBN: 1680520083
    • Brand: Cottage Door Press
    • Manufacturer: Cottage Door Press

    Did you know there’s a special wishing star that only grandmas see? Every time a new grandchild is expected, their grandma has special hopes and dreams for her new little love. A perfect gift for a grandma shower, or a wonderful keepsake for a grandma to give her grandchild. A grandmother’s wishes are revealed through animal characters that are... [Read More]

  • The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year

    • ASIN: 1580054846
    • ISBN: 1580054846
    • Brand: Dawn Dais
    • Manufacturer: Seal Press

    A laugh-out-loud guide to the first year of motherhood, filled with helpful advice and wisdom from real moms and dads who aren't at all afraid to tell it like it is There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit... [Read More]

  • Mom’s One Line a Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (New Mom Memory Book, Memory Journal for Moms, New Mom Gift Ideas)

    • ASIN: 0811874907
    • ISBN: 0811874907
    • Brand: Chronicle Books
    • Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

    A perfect baby shower, new mom, and first Mother's Day giftCapture the everyday moments of motherhood with a quick and easy to maintain 5 year baby journal and memory book.More than a daily diary or baby book: Take away the guilt from not making that baby scrapbook with Mom's One Line, a Day 5 year journal and memory book. With enough space to reco... [Read More]

  • Everything a New Elementary School Teacher REALLY Needs to Know (But Didn't Learn in College)

    • ASIN: 1575424282
    • ISBN: 1575424282
    • Manufacturer: Free Spirit Publishing

    Not your typical how-to manual for new teachers, this no-nonsense, jargon-free guide offers a wide variety of tools and tactics for getting through every school day with grace and sanity. Covered in glue, glitter, orange juice—or worse? Make a quick change into the spare set of clothes you keep on hand for just this purpose. Butterflies in your ... [Read More]

  • I Loved You Before You Were Born Board Book: A Love Letter from Grandma

    • ASIN: 0062690949
    • ISBN: 0062690949
    • Manufacturer: HarperFestival

    “Just right for sharing on Grandma’s lap.” —Publishers WeeklyA loving grandmother eagerly awaits the arrival of her first grandchild—dreaming of the baby's soft sighs, sweet smells, and tiny toes.Finally, the baby arrives and Grandma is ready with a very special message: Even before you were born, I was your grandma and I loved you.With s... [Read More]

  • Grumpy Monkey

    • ASIN: 0553537865
    • ISBN: 0553537865
    • Brand: PENGUIN RANDOM HOUSE LLC
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

    The hilarious New York Times bestselling picture book about dealing with unexplained feelings...and the danger in suppressing them!Jim the chimpanzee is in a terrible mood for no good reason. His friends can't understand it--how can he be in a bad mood when it's SUCH a beautiful day? They encourage him not to hunch, to smile, and to do things that ... [Read More]

  • Giraffes Can't Dance

    • UPC: 659213182920
    • ASIN: 0545392551
    • ISBN: 0545392551
    • Brand: Scholastic
    • Manufacturer: Cartwheel Books

    The bestselling Giraffes Can't Dance is now a board book!Giraffes Can't Dance is a touching tale of Gerald the giraffe, who wants nothing more than to dance. With crooked knees and thin legs, it's harder for a giraffe than you would think. Gerald is finally able to dance to his own tune when he gets some encouraging words from an unlikely friend.Wi... [Read More]

  • As You Grow: A Modern Memory Book for Baby

    • ASIN: 194451547X
    • ISBN: 194451547X
    • Manufacturer: Blue Star Press

    A modern take on a baby memory book and journal, As You Grow stands out from the crowd of baby books with its elegant, chic, and timeless design. The gender-neutral artwork with guided sections provide space for every family to record moments from pregnancy to age five. Author and illustrator Korie Herold poured over every page, adding artistic det... [Read More]

  • I Need a New Butt!

    • UPC: 800759787999
    • ASIN: 0486787990
    • ISBN: 0486787990
    • Brand: DOVER PUBLICATIONS
    • Manufacturer: Dover Publications

    "A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!" — Norman Public Schools A young boy suddenly notices a big problem — his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhyme... [Read More]

  • 2 Pack Padded Board Books: Grandma Wishes and Grandpa's Wish List (Love You Always)

    • ASIN: 168052142X
    • ISBN: 168052142X
    • Brand: Cottage Door Press
    • Manufacturer: Cottage Door Press

    Did you know there s a special wishing star that only grandmas see? Every time a new grandchild is expected, their grandma has special hopes and dreams for her new little love. A perfect gift for a grandma shower, or a wonderful keepsake for a grandma to give her grandchild. A grandmother s wishes are revealed through animal characters that are use... [Read More]

  • The Hiccupotamus

    • ASIN: 0761456228
    • ISBN: 0761456228
    • Brand: Cavendish Square Publishing
    • Manufacturer: Two Lions

    “There was a hippopotamus who hiccupped quite-a-lotamus. And every time he got’emus... he'd fall upon his bottomus!” Calamity ensues when an elephant, a centipede, and a rhinoceros try finding a cure for Hippo’s colossal case of hiccups. Author-illustrator Aaron Zenz’s creativity shines through in his colored-pencil artwork in this off-th... [Read More]

  • The New Dad's Playbook: Gearing Up for the Biggest Game of Your Life

    • ASIN: 0801018978
    • ISBN: 0801018978
    • Brand: Baker Pub Group/Baker Books
    • Manufacturer: Baker Books

    When it comes to the unknown territory of having a baby, moms-to-be have nearly unending resources to plan and execute a healthy pregnancy and navigate those first months and years as a parent with confidence. New dads? Not so much. They want to get in the game too, but, says Super Bowl champion Benjamin Watson, "I could find clearer direction for ... [Read More]

  • Wishtree

    • ASIN: 1250043220
    • ISBN: 1250043220
    • Manufacturer: Feiwel & Friends

    "Warm and thoughtful, this story is told from the perspective of an ancient oak tree who has seen it all. Bestselling author Katherine Applegate gets readers rooting for the old tree, along with the people and animals who come to depend on it. The shorter length and strong plot are appealing for middle grade readers who are growing into novels with... [Read More]

  • That Month in Tuscany

    • ASIN: 0997341521
    • ISBN: 0997341521
    • Manufacturer: Fence Free Entertainment, LLC

    That Month in Tuscany . . .Ren Sawyer and Lizzy Harper live completely different lives. He’s a rock star with a secret he can no longer live with. She’s a regular person whose husband stood her up for a long planned anniversary trip. On a flight across the Atlantic headed for Italy, a drunken pity party and untimely turbulence literally drop Li... [Read More]

  • One Line A Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (5 Year Journal, Daily Journal, Yearly Journal, Memory Journal)

    • ASIN: 0811870197
    • ISBN: 0811870197
    • Brand: Chronicle Books Staff
    • Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

    Revisit thoughts and memories with a 5-year journal and memory bookThis classic memory-keeper is the perfect way to track the ups and downs of life, day by day.More than a daily diary or journal: For those daunted by the idea of keeping a journal or diary, the simple commitment of just One Line a Day is manageable for everyone. Each page of the jou... [Read More]

  • Oh Sh*t, I Almost Killed You! A Little Book of Big Things Nursing School Forgot to Teach You

    • ASIN: 0692838694
    • ISBN: 0692838694

    Do no harm. Take no sh*t. Whether you're a new nurse or a veteran member of the clan, the nursing learning curve is a vast one. Part how-to-guide with a touch of memoir thrown in, take the time to laugh and cry with an author that says what everyone else in the field is thinking. Sonja M. Schwartzbach, BSN, RN, CCRN is a critical care nurse and blo... [Read More]

  • Everything Is Mama

    • ASIN: 1250125847
    • ISBN: 1250125847
    • Manufacturer: Feiwel & Friends

    Everything is . . .MAMA!Jimmy Fallon, one of the most popular entertainers in the world and NBC's Tonight Show host, was on a mission with his first children's book to have every baby's first word be DADA. And it worked! A lot of babies' first words were DADA. However, everything after that was MAMA.So take a lighthearted look at the world from you... [Read More]

  • Zen as F*ck: A Journal for Practicing the Mindful Art of Not Giving a Sh*t (Zen as F*ck Journals)

    • ASIN: 1250147700
    • ISBN: 1250147700
    • Manufacturer: Castle Point Books

    A beautiful, uplifting guided journal for when you just don't give a f*ckThe road to serenity is ahead, and it’s paved with a f*ck-ton of profanity. When quiet meditation and peaceful mantras aren’t enough to cut through the bullsh*t and brighten your day―hold close the pages of Zen as F*ck. On each and every page, you can give the good aroun... [Read More]

  • Letters to my Son as I watch you grow: Blank Journal, A thoughtful Gift for New Mothers,Parents. Write Memories now ,Read them later & Treasure this lovely time capsule keepsake forever, Elephant,grey

    • ASIN: 1796396745
    • ISBN: 1796396745
    • Manufacturer: Independently published

    A lovely way to write down dreams, thoughts and hopes for your child to read in the future!Would make a great gift for a new parent and then in turn a lovely gift for their child when they are old enough to appreciate!Perfect thoughtful giftCute Unique Design6x9Soft matte cover for a luxurious feel150 pages of journal paperBlank lined notebook/diar... [Read More]

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