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Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing th... [Read More]
* The Best QUALITY AMERICAN FLAG Available Anywhere - Our U.S. Flags are manufactured with individual PolyMax 2-ply polyester Sewn Stripes, 100% Made in the USA and PROUD of it! * We are a member of Flag Manufacturers Association of America. We label our flags Made in U.S.A. (because they are!) * Flag has a 1-1/2" heavy duty, bright white, stron... [Read More]
This handsome set of shot glasses features mug shots of six of America's most notorious gangsters. So now you can down a bourbon with Pretty Boy Floyd, a Sambuca with Lucky Luciano, a schnapps with Bugsy Siegel, or a Jell-o shot with John Dillinger. Each shot glass has a front and profile mug shot of a famous gangster, along with his rap sheet. For... [Read More]
Listing is for 1 bottle of Liquid Ass "spray top" ( if you want the "streamer tip" ones please see our eBay store ) Authentic butt crack smell in a spray bottle - for the ultimate fart and stink prank Liquid Ass is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling ... [Read More]
Our Texas Tactical Patches are 100% embroidered with velcro hook backing and can be added to any of your gear with velcro loop. The 2"x3" size is specifically designed for use with tactical caps. This Lone Star state flag patch will make any Texan smile.
Protect your skin against rubbing that causes chafing, irritation and raw skin. The balm forms a dry, invisible barrier, effective wherever skin is rubbed by clothing, footwear or skin. Never wet or greasy
The Kyocera DuraMax E4255 is a rugged, durable cell phone adhering to military standard 810G for dust, shock, vibration, temperature extremes, blowing rain and water immersion up to 30 minutes in up to 1 meter. The DuraMax also features a 3MP camera with video recording and a LED flash, multi-format player, push-to-talk, Bluetooth functionality and... [Read More]
This black 1.75 oz shot glass is the perfect gift for when words alone just don't cut it. It's sarcastic, funny, and best when it's true. If your asshole is anything like mine they will drink from this glass with pride. This design, as with all of our designs, is etched into the glass. That makes it a dishwasher-safe permanent design for the life o... [Read More]
The Maelstrom TAC FORCE 8 inch tactical zipper boot is specifically designed with tactical and law enforcement professionals in mind. It is made with components that will enhance your performance in diverse environments. Polish-able, water-resistant leather and nylon are employed for the upper, keeping your feet dry and comfortable. Its breathable ... [Read More]
From the star of USA reality show The Radkes and creator of the viral "Red Ribbon Week" video, this is a hilarious and inspiring story of finding self-confidence in a world of naysayers.My name is Melissa Radke, and there is a very real chance you have no idea who I am or why I wrote a book. But admit it, you're curious! Even though millions of peo... [Read More]
Tundra 35 CoolerMeet the original YETI the Tundra. This was our baby. Where it all started. Where we took our frustrations with cheap coolers and over-engineered the hell out of them. We ended up creating a whole new category of coolers with legendary toughness and famed ice retention. And now we make the rugged, all-purpose Tundra in enough sizes ... [Read More]
This is what happens when you turn the mad scientists loose in the Coffee Lab with Central American milds. CAF is the only blend of coffee worthy of its name; designed for the coffee head who needs to pull out all the stops. This contains twice as much caffeine as an average cup of coffee. DISCLAIMER: Besides death, severe caffeine overdose can cau... [Read More]
The Zurn Wilkins Series 720A Pressure Vacuum Breaker Assembly is used in high hazard applications for protection. Applications are primarily non-potable residential and commercial irrigation systems. Designed for installation on irrigation water lines to protect against backsiphonage of contaminated water into the potable water supply. Assembly sha... [Read More]
From the makers of the highly rated Liquid Ass! Tex-ASS is a two-stage smell. At first it smells like a BBQ. But then the ol' familiar ASS smell starts to take over. At first, it smells like a caterer has just walked through with a dozen BBQ rib platters. After a few minutes, the BBQ smell begins to wear off and the ol' familiar ASS stink starts to... [Read More]
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