The Funniest Off-The-Cuff Comebacks in the History of BURNS

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  • I Tried IT at Home Science Project Funny - Mens Cotton T-Shirt, XL, Forest

    • Color: Forest
    • Brand: The Goozler
    • Size: X-Large
    • Manufacturer: Gooder Deals

    This super nice t-shirt is made of 100% cotton (except for heathered colors like Sport Gray or Ash Gray, which may have up to 10% poly) and features double needle sleeves and hems, a seamless double needle 7/8 inch collar, and is PRESHRUNK. It has taped neck and shoulders, and the lay of the fabric has been quarter turned to eliminate the center cr... [read more]

  • I Tried It at Home Daredevil Sarcastic Stunts Novelty Humor Adult Funny T Shirt 2XL Black

    • Color: Black
    • Brand: Feelin Good Tees
    • Size: XX-Large

    I Tried It At Home Funny T-Shirt. The best part is when you pull this shirt over your head you become the center of attention. The finest quality cotton tee. They fit great, preshrunk and we only use brand name tees. The t-shirts are heavy weight cotton tees. We have over 1000 designs. Check out our store for more funny and novelty t shirts that wi... [read more]

  • The Farting Animals Coloring Book

    • ISBN: 1539486125
    • Brand: Unknown
    • Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

    Farting animals are funny!This farting animal coloring book for kids (of all ages) is just what you've been looking for, even though you probably didn't know it!Color pictures of farting meerkats, dogs, pandas, giraffes, hippos, horses, kittens and more!Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh.Enjoy!Be sure to SHARE... [read more]

  • Funny Rude Adult Humor Mini Insult Cards - Learn How To Park Fu!ker - 2" x 3.5" Boxed Set of 20 Business Note Cards - Bad Driver Parking - Humorous Offensive Novelty Gag Gifts

    • UPC: 655302016152
    • Brand: Sincerely, Not
    • Manufacturer: Sincerely, Not

    These funny adult humor learn how to park bad driver mini business cards boxed set are perfect for any bad parking ocassion! Pass them out like candy! Shop the best selection of: Funny Birthday Cards Adult Humor Greeting Cards Sarcastic Greeting Cards Adult Humor Love Cards Get Well Soon Cards Funny Christmas and Holiday Greeting Cards Motivationa... [read more]

  • Mens of Course I Talk to Myself Sometimes I Need Expert Advice Funny Sarcasm T Shirt (Black) - 3XL

    • UPC: 633131051414
    • Color: Black
    • Brand: Crazy Dog T-Shirts
    • Size: 3X-Large
    • Manufacturer: Crazy Dog Tshirts

    I Talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.Don't Sacrifice ComfortAt Crazy Dog T shirts, we've combined what every guy loves in a mens graphic t shirt: a comfortable fit and funny jokes. The Best quality tees, super soft cotton and top of the line screen-print inks that stay vibrant and look great. Our cool pre-shrunk tee shirts mean a... [read more]

  • Witty Yeti Bad Parking Business Cards 10 Designs, 50 Note Pack 18+ Edition. Shame The Idiot Parkers of The World with Swift Justice. Funny Revenge for Mean Road Ragers & Morons. Fun Gag Gift & Prank.

    • UPC: 859508006836
    • Brand: Witty Yeti
    • Manufacturer: Witty Yeti

    Start Winning the War Against Bad Drivers How hard is it really to just park in the lines? Does that BMW really need to take up two spaces? It's about time that we good drivers had something to communicate to these jerks just how awful they are. Swift, Quiet Revenge Keep these cards in your car so when you locate an a**hole in the wild (and by wil... [read more]

  • Mens Name The Triangles Funny Math T Shirts Sarcasm Novelty I Love Math Tee for Guys (Navy) - L

    • UPC: 633131083293
    • Color: Large,navy
    • Brand: Crazy Dog T-Shirts
    • Size: Large
    • Manufacturer: Crazy Dog Tshirts

    Oh Eugene, you're so scalene. And Frederick, you've gained a little weight and you're looking a little isosceles lately. Who told me that? Oh you know, that righty did, Geoffrey. No matter what your feelings are over which type of triangle is the best kind, you'll always know their real names. PS, the best type of triangle is isosceles.Don't Sacrif... [read more]

  • Maternity Hoping It's A Puppy Tshirt Funny Sarcastic Pet Dog Lover Pregnancy Tee (Dark Heather Grey) - L

    • UPC: 653412512021
    • Color: Dark Heather Grey
    • Brand: Crazy Dog T-Shirts
    • Size: L (Maternity Fit)
    • Manufacturer: Crazy Dog Tshirts

    A little puppy would be so specialShow Off Your Baby BumpThere's something about funny maternity t-shirts and pregnancy that just goes together, don't you think? The perfect gift for any baby announcement and for the mom to be. At Crazy Dog we think you should have as much fun as you want while you're expecting, and we want you to do it while looki... [read more]

  • 36 Pack of Humorous Holidays Collection - Funny Adult Humor, Profanity Christmas Note Cards with Envelopes (4.63 x 6.75 Inch) - Boxed Assortment of Xmas Greeting Notecards, Stationery AC6667XXG-B1x36

    • UPC: 745469225488
    • Color: Assorted Humorous Holidays Collection AC6667XXG-B1x36
    • Brand: NobleWorks
    • Manufacturer: NobleWorks

    SEND LAUGHTER THIS YEARThe stress of the holidays got you and your loved ones feeling down and grumpy? Not when you send out and they receive these hilarious Christmas and New Years cards. Awful funny, and full of the green, red and white colors and festive icons of the Yuletide season. Scratch your name onto them and then send them out to all thos... [read more]

  • Crazy Dog T-Shirts Womens Hmm Let Me Drink About It Tshirt Funny Sarcastic Mardi Gras Tee for Ladies (Dark Heather Grey) - 3XL

    • UPC: 192704048713
    • Color: Dark Heather Grey
    • Brand: Crazy Dog T-Shirts
    • Size: XXX-Large Slim
    • Manufacturer: Crazy Dog Tshirts

    Drink up bitchesDon't Sacrifice ComfortAt Crazy Dog T shirts, we've combined what every girl loves in a womens graphic t shirt: a comfortable fit and funny jokes. These cute cheap shirts are made with super soft cotton and top of the line screen printed ink that stays vibrant and look great. Our cool tops for women are great for summer, the beach o... [read more]

  • I'm Good with Math Graphic Novelty Sarcastic Funny T Shirt XL Black

    • Color: Black
    • Brand: Feelin Good Tees
    • Size: X-Large

    I'm An Engineer I'm Good At Math Funny T-Shirt. The best part is when you pull this shirt over your head you become the center of attention. The finest quality cotton tee. They fit great, preshrunk and we only use brand name tees. The t-shirts are heavy weight cotton tees. We have over 1000 designs. Check out our store for more funny and novelty t ... [read more]

  • Crazy Dog T-Shirts Womens I Hate Being Late But I'm So Good at It Tshirt Funny Sarcastic Tee for Ladies (Dark Heather Grey) - M

    • UPC: 192704109759
    • Color: Dark Heather Grey
    • Brand: Crazy Dog T-Shirts
    • Size: Medium Slim
    • Manufacturer: Crazy Dog Tshirts

    One of my many talents is never being on timeDon't Sacrifice ComfortAt Crazy Dog T shirts, we've combined what every girl loves in a womens graphic t shirt: a comfortable fit and funny jokes. These cute cheap shirts are made with super soft cotton and top of the line screen printed ink that stays vibrant and look great. Our cool tops for women are ... [read more]

  • Go Fish Yourself Party Game

    • UPC: 793631744206
    • Brand: Headburst
    • Manufacturer: Headburst

    Go Fish Yourself is the funny, drunk uncle of the kid's game, "Go Fish." Your objective is to give other people pairs rather than hoarding a bunch of dumb cards for yourself. By forcing other players to make pairs, you are really making them perform a set of absurd rules or challenges. Some challenges must be performed for the whole game and others... [read more]

  • Superluxe Clothing Mens Unisex Paddys Pub Funny Irish Philadelphia St Patricks Day Drinking Bar Crawl Tri-Blend T-Shirt, Grey Triblend, X-Large

    • Color: Grey Triblend
    • Brand: Superluxe Clothing
    • Size: X-Large
    • Manufacturer: Superluxe Clothing

    Rep for Phillys infamous dive bar and make everyday a sloppy celebration. Get kissed in a subtle Irish outfit youll want to rock way past March 17th. You wont want to take off this best-selling unisex tshirt, featuring a uniquely soft triblend fabrication, modern fit, crew neck and short sleeves. We finish it with the highest quality water-based in... [read more]

  • Maternity This is My Last One Seriously Pregnancy Tshirt Funny Sarcastic Announcement Tee (Blue) - M

    • UPC: 643131218991
    • Color: Blue
    • Brand: Crazy Dog T-Shirts
    • Size: M (Maternity Fit)
    • Manufacturer: Crazy Dog Tshirts

    You have a few, but how many more will you have? Will you have a baseball team or just a curling team? Enough to build a house? When you reach the last one, wear this tee and tell the world where you're cutting it off!Show Off Your Baby BumpThere's something about funny maternity t-shirts and pregnancy that just goes together, don't you think? The ... [read more]

  • Womens Sharks Will Kill You Funny Shark T Shirt Sarcasm Novelty Offensive Shirts (Navy) - XL

    • UPC: 633131105063
    • Color: Navy
    • Brand: Crazy Dog T-Shirts
    • Size: XL (Slim Fit)
    • Manufacturer: Crazy Dog Tshirts

    You know what they say, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. That's correct, unless you are talking about sharks. Sharks will kill you. They don't hesitate, they just bite off a chunk and goodnight, you're gone. Watch out for the sharks!!Predator prey relationships can be tricky, but these shark tees will get you through a week at the beach wi... [read more]

  • Brisco Brands Lick It Slowly Funny Adult Humor Workout Tank Top

    • Color: Royal
    • Brand: Brisco Brands
    • Size: 2X Large
    • Manufacturer: Brisco Apparel

    Do you ever find it strange that there are not many cool designs that can also fit well with other types of clothing like jackets and hoodies? That's because most awesome graphics are designed to accomplish one thing. We succeeded in making our stylish garments to not only fit with your wardrobe but, also your lifestyle and interests.... [read more]

  • Big Funny Birthday Card - 'I Came First' Featuring Hilarious Chicken and Egg in Bed Joke With Envelope 8.5 x 11 Inch - XL Happy Birthday Greetings Card - Adult Humor J4753BDG

    • UPC: 745469032338
    • Color: Jumbo Jumbo I Came First Birthday Card J4753BDG
    • Brand: NobleWorks
    • Size: 1 Jumbo Birthday Card & Enve. (J4753BDG)
    • Manufacturer: Nobleworks

    JUMBO GREETING CARDSThis card features a hilarious joke that is a twist on the classic chicken and egg joke. So, which came first, the chicken or the egg? This card is using this joke in a totally different context. Cover features a chicken smoking a cigarette in bed with an egg at a motel. Beware, these joke may be hilariously offensive and are fo... [read more]

  • Crazy Dog T-Shirts Mens Hmm Let Me Drink About It Tshirt Funny Sarcastic Mardi Gras Tee for Guys (Heather Grey) - XL

    • UPC: 192704048751
    • Color: Heather Grey
    • Brand: Crazy Dog T-Shirts
    • Size: X-Large
    • Manufacturer: Crazy Dog Tshirts

    Drink up bitchesDon't Sacrifice ComfortAt Crazy Dog T shirts, we've combined what every guy loves in a mens graphic t shirt: a comfortable fit and funny jokes. The Best quality tees, super soft cotton and top of the line screen-print inks that stay vibrant and look great. Our cool pre-shrunk tee shirts mean a man never has to worry about shrinkage.... [read more]

  • Funny Sarcastic Notepads - 8-Pack Memo Note Pads for Work and Office, Funny Novelty Gift for Adult, Coworker, 4 Assorted Design, 50-Sheet Each, 4.25 x 5.5 Inches

    • UPC: 843128177557
    • Color: Multicolored
    • Brand: Juvale
    • Manufacturer: Juvale

    Keep messages and notes for your work (or even at home) with notepads featuring fun, sarcastic quotes about work. The perfect way to relieve stress, the notebooks come in different colors and feature messages such as, "Sorry, I can't go to work tomorrow" and "My job is slowly crushing my soul." Show your dissatisfaction with the daily trials of wor... [read more]

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