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  • NETGEAR Orbi Whole Home Mesh WiFi System - WiFi router and 2 satellite extenders with speeds up to 2.2 Gbps over 6,000 sq. feet, AC2200 (RBK23)

    • UPC: 606449131307
    • ASIN: B07CQDHPFT
    • Brand: NETGEAR
    • Manufacturer: Netgear Inc

    Orbi RBK23 by NETGEAR is a Whole Home WiFi System that delivers AC2200 WiFi up to 6,000 square feet. FastLane3 provides better 4K HD gaming & streaming, no matter how many devices connect. Circle with Disney Smart Parental Controls let you easily manage content & time online on any device. Memory: 256MB flash and 512MB RAM. Ports : Two (2) 10/100/1... [Read More]

  • Daddy's Home 2

    • ASIN: B0778XWPYW

  • Pluto TV - It's Free TV

    • ASIN: B00KDSGIPK
    • Brand: Pluto TV
    • Manufacturer: Pluto TV

  • iRobot Roomba 980 Robot Vacuum- Wi-Fi Connected Mapping, Works with Alexa, Ideal for Pet Hair, Carpets, Hard Floors

    • UPC: 769498244180
    • ASIN: B013E9L4ZS
    • Brand: iRobot
    • Size: R980 only
    • Manufacturer: iRobot

    Roomy 980 delivers the power to help you with the vacuuming, so you can tackle the rest of what life throws your way. Smart Navigation allows roomy 980 to clean an entire level of your home, recharging as needed until the job is done. Use with the iRobot home app to conveniently clean and schedule - anytime, from anywhere. The powerful aero force c... [Read More]

  • Journal Planner Pens Colored Pens Fine Point Markers Fine Tip Drawing Pens Porous Fineliner Pen for Bullet Journaling Writing Note Taking Calendar Agenda Coloring Art Office Supplies (18 Colors)

    • UPC: 719243422424
    • ASIN: B0772XSNXY
    • Brand: iBayam
    • Size: 18 Pack
    • Manufacturer: iBayam

    Package included : 18 x Assorted Colors Fineliner Pens Specifications : Pen Length:6.2x0.19 inches Package Dimension: 6.2 x 6.2 x 0.6 inches Package Weight: 3.5 ounces 0.38mm Fine Point,superfine point,prefect for writing, sketching, marker, signing, illustration,AD and animation included artists fine-ink drawings and coloring small int... [Read More]

  • Ring Spotlight Cam Battery HD Security Camera with Built Two-Way Talk and a Siren Alarm, White, Works with Alexa

    • UPC: 842861100785
    • ASIN: B0758L64L9
    • Brand: Ring
    • Size: 1 Cam
    • Manufacturer: Ring

    Ring spotlight cam battery is the first plug-and-play HD security camera with built-in spotlights, two-way talk and a siren alarm. It lets you watch over your property from your phone, tablet and pc. When anyone triggers your motion sensors, you’ll get an instant alert on your phone, tablet and pc. Answer the alert, and you can see, hear and spea... [Read More]

  • The Frozen Ground

    • ASIN: B00EQ1187S

  • Next Year in Havana

    • ASIN: B072BLV8Y9
    • Manufacturer: Berkley

    A HELLO SUNSHINE x REESE WITHERSPOON BOOK CLUB PICK“A beautiful novel that's full of forbidden passions, family secrets and a lot of courage and sacrifice.”—Reese WitherspoonAfter the death of her beloved grandmother, a Cuban-American woman travels to Havana, where she discovers the roots of her identity—and unearths a family secret hidden ... [Read More]

  • Philips Hue White and Color Ambiance LightStrip Plus Dimmable LED Smart Light, Requires Hue Hub, Works with Alexa, HomeKit, and Google Assistant - FFP

    • UPC: 046677800284
    • ASIN: B014H2OXYU
    • Brand: Philips Hue
    • Size: 80 inch
    • Manufacturer: CQMTO

    The Philips Hue White and Color Light strip Plus provides limitless possibilities for an extraordinary experience. Add a Light Strip Plus to your Philips Hue system and create an immersive experience under bars or cabinets and behind entertainment systems. The Light strip Plus gives the flexibility to bend, cut and extend for the application of you... [Read More]

  • Amazon Gift Card - Print - Fitting Christmas

    • ASIN: B00PMOT2IU
    • Brand: Amazon
    • Manufacturer: Amazon

  • August Smart Lock Pro + Connect, 3rd gen technology - Dark Gray, works with Alexa

    • UPC: 853984006328
    • ASIN: B0752VPHVK
    • Brand: August
    • Manufacturer: August Home

    Control and monitor your door from anywhere.

  • Schooled

    • ASIN: B017HY6FUA

    My best friend's brother grew up. Hot.Like any self-respecting college senior, I've got plans: 1. Graduate with the business degree I've been busting my ass four years for. 2. Start a fashion label in NYC with my BFF.  Those plans do not include Dylan Cameron. Not his messy dark hair and tempting eyes. Definitely not the hard body he built, bro... [Read More]

  • iRobot Roomba 690 Robot Vacuum-Wi-Fi Connectivity, Works with Alexa, Good for Pet Hair, Carpets, Hard Floors, Self-Charging

    • ASIN: B06XRT2B3P
    • Brand: iRobot
    • Size: R690
    • Manufacturer: iRobot

    Connect to clean from anywhere with the Roomba® 690 robot vacuum. The patented 3-stage cleaning system is specially engineered to loosen, lift, and suction everything from small particles to large debris from carpets and hard floors. Dirt detect™ sensors alert the Roomba robot vacuum to clean more thoroughly on concentrated areas of dirt. Just p... [Read More]

  • Flea Prevention for Cats Over 9 lbs, 6 Pack, Advantage II

    • UPC: 724089202321
    • ASIN: B004QBDO0M
    • Brand: Bayer Animal Health
    • Size: Over 9 lb
    • Manufacturer: Bayer

    Bayer Advantage II topical flea treatment and prevention for large cats over 9 pounds is a vet-recommended, monthly application that kills fleas through contact, so they don’t have to bite your cat to die. Advantage II kills fleas in multiple life stages, effectively breaking the flea life cycle to control existing flea infestations on your cat a... [Read More]

  • Waterpik Water Flosser Electric Dental Countertop Oral Irrigator For Teeth - Aquarius Professional, WP-660 White

    • UPC: 802417537878
    • ASIN: B00HFQQ0VU
    • Brand: Waterpik
    • Manufacturer: Water Pik, Inc.

    The Easy and More Effective Way to Floss, the Waterpik Aquarius Professional Water Flosser is the most advanced water flosser ever. And it is the first dental water flosser in its class accepted by the American Dental Association (ADA). It cleans deep between teeth and below the gumline where traditional brushing and flossing can't reach, using a u... [Read More]

  • EveryDrop by Whirlpool Refrigerator Water Filter 1 (Pack of 1) (Packaging may vary)

    • UPC: 682428194198
    • ASIN: B00UXG4WR8
    • Brand: EveryDrop by Whirlpool
    • Size: 1 Pack
    • Manufacturer: Whirlpool Parts and Accessories

    Every Drop Ice & Water Refrigerator Filter 1. Two port filter—reduces 24 contaminants including lead, asbestos, and industrial chemicals. Each filter provides 200 gallons of filtered water and should be changed every 6 months or 200 gallons to ensure proper contaminant removal and flow rate. NSF certified.

  • SteelSeries Arctis 7 (2019 Edition) Lossless Wireless Gaming Headset with DTS Headphone:X v2.0 Surround for PC and PlayStation 4 - Black

    • UPC: 813682025236
    • ASIN: B07FZVXS8H
    • Brand: SteelSeries
    • Size: Arctis 7
    • Manufacturer: SteelSeries APS

    Arctis challenges everything you know about gaming headsets with completely overhauled audio, A new Mic design with unmatched clarity, and improved comfort with materials inspired by athletic clothing. Arctis 7 features lag-free wireless audio, 24-hour battery life, a premium steel headband, on-ear game/chat audio balance, and DTS Headphone: X V2.0... [Read More]

  • Led Strip Lights 6.56ft for 40-60in TV, PANGTON VILLA USB LED TV Backlight Kit with Remote - 16 Color Changing 5050 LEDs Bias Lighting for HDTV

    • UPC: 756244707334
    • ASIN: B072QWJRBS
    • Brand: PANGTON VILLA
    • Size: 6.5 x 4 x 0.67 inches
    • Manufacturer: Pangton Villa

    Item model: 40-60” 24Key remote control LED light strip Features: - Applications: Bias lighting for TV. - Color changeable: 16 colors and 4 play modes, dimmable. - Rated voltage: DC 5v - energy-saving: save up to 85percent energy, 40000Hrs long lifespan. - if you need to extend the line, Please search b077c3lwqx 40-60 inch TV LED strip packing li... [Read More]

  • Colorfy: Free Coloring Book for Adults - Best Coloring Apps by Fun Games For Free

    • ASIN: B01248YO8E
    • Brand: Fun Games For Free
    • Manufacturer: Fun Games For Free

  • Beats Solo3 Wireless On-Ear Headphones - Matte Black

    • UPC: 190198253316
    • ASIN: B01LWWY3E2
    • Brand: Beats
    • Size: Medium
    • Manufacturer: APBX9

    Beats Solo3 Wireless stays true to its predecessor with bold styling and a streamlined design. The on-ear, cushioned ear cups are adjustable so you can customize your fit for all-day listening comfort. The headphone’s fast-flowing curves and pivoting ear cups complete this natural fit, designed for optimal comfort and sound delivery. Beats by Dr.... [Read More]

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