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  • The Baby Owner's Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance (Owner's and Instruction Manual)

    • ASIN: 1594745978
    • ISBN: 9781594745973
    • Brand: RANDOM HOUSE
    • Manufacturer: Quirk Books

    At Last! A Beginner's Guide to Newborn Baby Technology You've programmed your DVR, you’ve installed a wireless Internet connection, you can even check Facebook on your cell phone. But none of this experience will prepare you for the world's biggest technological marvel: a newborn baby.   Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic di... [Read More]

  • Dear Girls: Intimate Tales, Untold Secrets & Advice for Living Your Best Life

    • ASIN: 052550883X
    • ISBN: 052550883X
    • Manufacturer: Random House

    NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Ali Wong’s heartfelt and hilarious letters to her daughters (the two she put to work while they were still in utero) cover everything they need to know in life, like the unpleasant details of dating, how to be a working mom in a male-dominated profession, and how she trapped their dad.“Fierce, feminist, and packed ... [Read More]

  • 1-2-3 Magic: 3-Step Discipline for Calm, Effective, and Happy Parenting

    • ASIN: 149262988X
    • ISBN: 149262988X
    • Brand: Ingramcontent
    • Manufacturer: Sourcebooks

    "Dr. Phelan's strategies have seen a resurgence in the parenting world. Maybe that's why you feel like everywhere you go, you keep overhearing other moms say to their misbehaving children, 'That's one. That's two. That's three.' And then you watch in disbelief as their kid actually stops!" ― PopSugar MomsAre you the parent of a strong-willed chil... [Read More]

  • Cat and Nat's Mom Truths: Embarrassing Stories and Brutally Honest Advice on the Extremely Real Struggle of Motherhood

    • ASIN: 0525574913
    • ISBN: 0525574913
    • Manufacturer: Harmony

    THE NATIONAL BESTSELLERHilarious best friends Cat and Nat created a massive online community of moms by sharing their ultra-real and just a bit R-rated dispatches from the mom trenches. From what not to eat a few days after giving birth (chicken wings) to the most effective ways to dodge post-partum sex, Cat & Nat’s Mom Truths shares everything n... [Read More]

  • What to Expect When You're Expecting

    • ASIN: 0761187480
    • ISBN: 0761187480
    • Brand: Workman Publishing Company
    • Manufacturer: Workman Publishing Company

    America’s pregnancy bible answers all your baby questions.When can I take home a pregnancy test?How can I eat for two if I’m too queasy to eat for one?Can I keep up my spinning classes?Is fish safe to eat? And what’s this I hear about soft cheese?Can I work until I deliver? What are my rights on the job?I’m blotchy and broken out—where’... [Read More]

  • Girl, Wash Your Face: Stop Believing the Lies About Who You Are so You Can Become Who You Were Meant to Be

    • ASIN: 1400201659
    • ISBN: 9781400201655
    • Brand: HarperCollins Christian Pub.
    • Manufacturer: Thomas Nelson

    #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLERDo you ever suspect that everyone else has life figured out and you don’t have a clue? If so, Rachel Hollis has something to tell you: that’s a lie.As the founder of the lifestyle website TheChicSite.com and CEO of her own media company, Rachel Hollis developed an immense online community by sharing tips for better... [Read More]

  • We're Pregnant! The First Time Dad's Pregnancy Handbook

    • ASIN: 1939754682
    • ISBN: 1939754682
    • Manufacturer: Rockridge Press

    Tips, tricks and friendly advice about becoming a fabulous first-time dad Being a great first-time dad doesn’t mean being perfect, it means approaching and participating in the pregnancy experience with confidence. From easy-to-understand stats on the mommy and baby, to discussing and designing a birthing plan, We’re Pregnant! The First-Time Da... [Read More]

  • Be Prepared: Be Prepared

    • ASIN: 0743251547
    • ISBN: 0743251547
    • Brand: Simon & Schuster
    • Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

  • Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers

    • ASIN: 1523244119
    • ISBN: 1523244119
    • Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

    Children are amazing. Their limitless capacity for love is matched only by their ability to make you feel like an idiot. Don’t worry. You’re not alone.Watch Your Junk and Other Advice for Expectant Fathers tackles the subjects that other baby books ignore:- Why you shouldn’t touch the wand in the sonogram room- The exact moment your opinion n... [Read More]

  • Oh Crap! Potty Training: Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right (1) (Oh Crap Parenting)

    • UPC: 884327561884
    • ASIN: 1501122983
    • ISBN: 1501122983
    • Brand: Gallery Books
    • Manufacturer: Gallery Books

    Jamie Glowacki—potty-training expert, Pied Piper of Poop, and author of the popular guide, Oh Crap! Potty Training—shares her proven 6-step plan to help you toilet train your preschooler quickly and successfully.Worried about potty training? Let Jamie Glowacki, potty-training expert at OhCrapPottyTraining.com, show you how it’s done. Her 6-st... [Read More]

  • Best Books for Kids Who (Think They) Hate to Read: 125 Books That Will Turn Any Child into a Lifelong Reader

    • UPC: 086874527553
    • ASIN: 0761527559
    • ISBN: 0761527559
    • Brand: Three Rivers Press
    • Manufacturer: Three Rivers Press

    Get Your Child Hooked on Books!Reading can become a favorite part of any child's life—even children who think they hate to read. And, with the help of this unique book, it's easy to put your reluctant reader on the path to becoming an enthusiastic reader. Inside are 125 books that are certain to ignite your child's interest in reading. You'll fin... [Read More]

  • Under the Chinaberry Tree: Books and Inspirations for Mindful Parenting

    • ASIN: 0767912020
    • ISBN: 0767912020
    • Manufacturer: Broadway Books

    Celebrating Chinaberry's twentieth anniversary, the women behind America's beloved children's book catalog share their wisdom about the joys of children's literature and parenting.The Chinaberry catalog was created when Ann Ruethling became troubled by the violence in many old-fashioned nursery stories and the poor grammar or mediocre plots in newe... [Read More]

  • Go Ask Ali: Half-Baked Advice (and Free Lemonade)

    • ASIN: 0062466011
    • ISBN: 0062466011
    • Brand: Harper
    • Manufacturer: Harper

    New York Times bestselling author Ali Wentworth offers her hilarious and unique advice on surviving the absurdity of modern life in her third collection of laugh-out-loud comic vignettes.Ali Wentworth’s first two books, Ali in Wonderland and Happily Ali After, were lauded by readers, critics, and fellow comedians alike. Entertainment Weekly inclu... [Read More]

  • The New Dad's Survival Guide: Man-to-Man Advice for First-Time Fathers

    • ASIN: 0316159956
    • ISBN: 0316159956
    • Brand: Hachette Book Group
    • Manufacturer: Little, Brown and Company

    FATHERHOOD DEMYSTIFIED! Finally-a manual for new dads that deciphers the immensely confusing world of fatherhood and gives crucial tips and advice from a man's point of view. No psychobabble, no warm fuzzies-just a hilarious (and surprisingly practical) military-style guide to surviving and thriving through even the queasiest moments of pregnancy, ... [Read More]

  • Mamaleh Knows Best: What Jewish Mothers Do to Raise Successful, Creative, Empathetic, Independent Children

    • ASIN: 080414141X
    • ISBN: 080414141X
    • Brand: Harmony
    • Manufacturer: Harmony

    We all know the stereotype of the Jewish mother: Hectoring, guilt-inducing, clingy as a limpet. In Mamaleh Knows Best, Tablet Magazine columnist Marjorie Ingall smashes this tired trope with a hammer. Blending personal anecdotes, humor, historical texts, and scientific research, Ingall shares Jewish secrets for raising self-sufficient, ethical, and... [Read More]

  • Bringing Up Bébé: One American Mother Discovers the Wisdom of French Parenting (now with Bébé Day by Day: 100 Keys to French Parenting)

    • UPC: 787721849988
    • ASIN: 0143122967
    • ISBN: 0143122967
    • Brand: Penguin Books
    • Manufacturer: Penguin Books

    The runaway New York Times bestseller that shows American parents the secrets behind France's amazingly well-behaved children, from the author of There Are No Grown-ups. When American journalist Pamela Druckerman had a baby in Paris, she didn't aspire to become a "French parent." But she noticed that French children slept through the night by two ... [Read More]

  • The Teen's Guide to World Domination: Advice on Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Awesomeness

    • ASIN: 0312641540
    • ISBN: 0312641540
    • Brand: Griffin
    • Manufacturer: St. Martin's Griffin

    GIVE YOUR TEEN THE KNOWLEDGE, GUIDANCE AND SKILLS THEY NEED TO SUCCESSFULLY NAVIGATE THEIR WORLD. "This book is a must-read for ANY teen. Josh wisely addresses crucial topics in a way that's entertaining and grabs the attention of even the most skeptical teen immediately." --Ellen Rakieten, Executive Producer of OPRAH A "TEEN TESTED" & "PARENT AP... [Read More]

  • Grandpa Rules: Notes on Grandfatherhood, the World's Best Job

    • ASIN: 1629141828
    • ISBN: 1629141828
    • Brand: SKYHORSE
    • Manufacturer: Skyhorse

    Almost twenty years ago, Mike Milligan learned he would become a grandfather for the first time. He was surprised to find that there was little or no information available on what it means to be a grandfather, how to make the most of the experience, and how to be the best grandfather possible. Sure, there were shelves of books dedicated to grandmot... [Read More]

  • Confessions of the World's Best Father

    • ASIN: 1592408893
    • ISBN: 1592408893
    • Manufacturer: Avery

    As seen on CBS Sunday Morning · A hilarious pictorial parody of a clueless father and his adorable daughter In an attempt to create an image that his new daughter would one day appreciate, Dave Engledow took a photo in which he’s cradling eight-week-old Alice Bee like a football and doctored it to look like he’s squirting breast milk into a "W... [Read More]

  • The Expectant Father: The Ultimate Guide for Dads-to-Be (The New Father)

    • ASIN: 0789212137
    • ISBN: 9780789212139
    • Brand: Armin A Brott Jennifer Ash
    • Manufacturer: Abbeville Press

    Trusted by millions of fathers, the New York Times–bestselling guide for dads-to-be is back in a fully revised and updated fourth edition. Armin Brott—best-selling author, broadcaster, nationally syndicated columnist, and dad of three—is America’s foremost expert on fatherhood. His wisdom—along with the advice of leading obstetricians an... [Read More]

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