The Best One Liners in Comedy from the Past 87 Years (#1-25)

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  • Cold Days (The Dresden Files, Book 14)

    • ASIN: B0090UOJAI
    • Manufacturer: Roc

    After a brief interlude in the afterlife, Harry Dresden’s new job makes him wonder if death was really all that bad in this novel in the #1 New York Times bestselling series. Harry Dresden is no longer Chicago’s only professional wizard. Now, he’s Winter Knight to Mab, the Queen of Air and Darkness. Her word is his command. And her first comm... [Read More]

  • Dad Jokes: More Than 400 Unbearable, Groan-Inducing One-Liners Sure to Make You the Deadliest Dad With a Pun

    • ASIN: 1631583727
    • ISBN: 1631583727
    • Brand: Racehorse
    • Manufacturer: Racehorse

    Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not... [Read More]

  • One Line A Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (5 Year Journal, Daily Journal, Yearly Journal, Memory Journal)

    • ASIN: 0811870197
    • ISBN: 0811870197
    • Brand: Chronicle Books Staff
    • Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

    Revisit thoughts and memories with a 5-year journal and memory bookThis classic memory-keeper is the perfect way to track the ups and downs of life, day by day.More than a daily diary or journal: For those daunted by the idea of keeping a journal or diary, the simple commitment of just One Line a Day is manageable for everyone. Each page of the jou... [Read More]

  • Plum Island (John Corey Book 1)

    • ASIN: B000FA5SMK
    • Manufacturer: Grand Central Publishing

  • One-Liners: A Mini-Manual for a Spiritual Life

    • ASIN: 1400046238
    • ISBN: 1400046238
    • Brand: Brand: Harmony
    • Manufacturer: Harmony

    Ram Dass has always been a master of the one-liner. Here is the nitty-gritty by the author of Be Here Now—more than 200 penetrating observations and pithy spiritual instructions on such topics as How It All Is, Love and Devotion, Suffering, Aging, Planes of Consciousness, Death and Dying, Service and Compassion, Psychedelics, Social Awareness, an... [Read More]

  • Feral Sins (The Phoenix Pack Book 1)

    • ASIN: B008QYT6FC
    • Manufacturer: Montlake Romance

  • Floral One Line a Day: A Five-Year Memory Book (Blank Journal for Daily Reflections, 5 Year Diary Book)

    • ASIN: 1452164614
    • ISBN: 1452164614
    • Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

    A sweet new version of the classic bestselling One Line a Day 5 Year Memory Book, Floral One Line a Day features vibrant floral watercolor artwork on its cover and within. With foil-stamped accents, gilded page edges, and a silky ribbon marker, this strikingly beautiful five-year diary brings unexpected joy and reflection to each day, and makes an ... [Read More]

  • Milton Berle's Private Joke File: Over 10,000 of His Best Gags, Anecdotes, and One-Liners

    • ASIN: 0517587165
    • ISBN: 9780517587164
    • Manufacturer: Three Rivers Press

    One of the legends of show biz delves into his personal treasury of jokes ("The most comprehensive storehouse of 20th-century humor in the world"--Los Angeles Magazine) to present the most astounding array of one-liners, anecdotes, quips, and gags ever published. Line drawings.

  • Thief of Time: A Novel of Discworld

    • ASIN: B000W916WK
    • Manufacturer: HarperCollins e-books

  • INSULTS - The Best Insults Ever - Win at any verbal argument!

    • ASIN: B00D1BI04S

    Brought to you by The Clown Factory. This is a collection of the best INSULTS in history. Please take some time out of your day to read this book, but try not to cry your eyes out or use these on an innocent victim. This collection includes the following:I. Insults with Animal References II. Insulting Someone's IntelligenceIII. Insulting Someone's ... [Read More]

  • Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

    • ASIN: 0800788036
    • ISBN: 0800788036
    • Manufacturer: Revell

    Over 1.5 million sold!USA TODAY bestseller!Wall Street Journal bestseller!What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tong... [Read More]

  • Gaining By Losing: Why the Future Belongs to Churches that Send (Exponential Series)

    • ASIN: B00PFCPQ3O
    • Manufacturer: Zondervan

    People are leaving the church J.D. Greear pastors. Big givers. Key volunteers. Some of his best leaders and friends. And that’s exactly how he wants it to be.When Jesus gave his disciples the Great Commission, he revealed that the key for reaching the world with the gospel is found in sending, not gathering. Though many churches focus time and en... [Read More]

  • Stalking Jack: The Hunt Begins... (Madeline Donovan Mysteries Book 1)

    • ASIN: B00Y6X55TS

    Follow Madeline into the streets of Whitechapel as she hunts down the demon, Jack.The SS City of New York is about to embark on its maiden voyage to London. This lavish liner will have its passengers filled with wonder at its opulence. Madeline Donovan has set sail for London to escape a painful occurrence in her life, but instead she is drawn into... [Read More]

  • Troubleshooting SharePoint: The Complete Guide to Tools, Best Practices, PowerShell One-Liners, and Scripts

    • ASIN: 1484231376
    • ISBN: 9781484231371
    • Manufacturer: Apress

    Utilize a treasure trove of free SharePoint troubleshooting tools and receive insightful guidance about the types of SharePoint issues that can be discovered through their use. Chapters in this book contrast solid and least privileged builds in order to help you understand the types of issues that are raised when farms are not built the least priv... [Read More]

  • 10PCS Reusable Baby Modern Cloth Diaper Nappy Liners (#1)

    • UPC: 702215775154
    • ASIN: B07DY18RKK
    • Brand: dsb
    • Size: one size
    • Manufacturer: DSB

    baby's sleeping environment is always moisture which is easy for bringing bacteria, our insert absorb urine fast and reduce the pollution. Brand new and high quality. Easy use, Soft and Breathable Machine washable and dryable, very easy to be clear. Fast absorbent inundation. Reusable and fast dry.

  • Sun Stand Still: What Happens When You Dare to Ask God for the Impossible

    • ASIN: B003E8AIP2
    • Manufacturer: Multnomah

  • Golf Shorts: 1,001 of Golf's Funniest One-Liners

    • ASIN: 0809234890
    • ISBN: 0809234890
    • Manufacturer: Contemporary Books

    "I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I miss the putt. I make." -- Seve Ballesteros, explaining his four-putt on the 16th green at the 1986 Masters "At 15 we put down my bag to hunt for a ball, found the ball, lost the bag." -- Lee Trevino, at Royal Birkdale "He told me he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted f... [Read More]

  • The Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes: Over 2,000 One-Liners, Straight Lines, Stories, Gags, Roasts, Ribs, and Put-Downs

    • UPC: 768821226305
    • ASIN: 1884822630
    • ISBN: 1884822630
    • Brand: Brand: Black Dog n Leventhal Publishers
    • Manufacturer: Black Dog & Leventhal

    A side-splitting collection of 2000 jokes from the best-known comedians and members of the infamous Friar's Club including Ellen Degeneres, Chris Rock, George Carlin, Jerry Seinfeld, Wanda Sykes, Jon Stewart, Johnny Carson, Phyllis Diller, and dozens more. p.p1 {margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 10.0px Helvetica} Need a laugh? How about 2000... [Read More]

  • A Night to Remember: The Sinking of the Titanic (The Titanic Chronicles Book 1)

    • ASIN: B0078X73B6
    • Manufacturer: Open Road Media

  • NEW...DIRTY, FUNNY, SEXY, WITTY ONE LINER JOKES: The best hot one liners to practice oral sex at home or at the office.

    • ASIN: 1077678320
    • ISBN: 1077678320
    • Manufacturer: Independently published

    Fourth volume of the series of books with the best dirty one-liner jokes. Potent. Pungent. Insolent. Prepotent. Indecent. Imprudent. Impertinent. Sometimes impotent. After the success of the first three volumes, this fourth book comes out with brand new dirty one liners to practice oral sex at home or at the office.Women love men with a sense of hu... [Read More]

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