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  • Dr. Seuss's Beginner Book Collection (Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, Fox in Socks)

    • ISBN: 0375851569
    • Brand: Random House Books for Young Readers
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

    A perfect gift for new parents, birthday celebrations, and happy occasions of all kinds, this collection of five beloved Beginner Books by Dr. Seuss—The Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, and Fox in Socks—will be cherished by young and old alike. Ideal for reading aloud or reading alone, they w... [read more]

  • Where the Sidewalk Ends: Poems and Drawings

    • UPC: 201560256672
    • ISBN: 0060256672
    • Color: White
    • Brand: Harper Collins
    • Manufacturer: HarperCollins

  • Oh, the Places You'll Go! (Classic Seuss)

    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

  • Thank You for Arguing, Third Edition: What Aristotle, Lincoln, and Homer Simpson Can Teach Us About the Art of Persuasion

    • ISBN: 0804189935
    • Brand: THREE RIVERS
    • Manufacturer: Three Rivers Press

    A master class in the art of persuasion, as taught by professors ranging from Bart Simpson to Winston Churchill, newly revised and updated. The time-tested secrets taught in this book include Cicero's three-step strategy for moving an audience to action, and Honest Abe's Shameless Trick for lowering an audience's expectations. And it's also replete... [read more]

  • The Cat in the Hat

    • UPC: 000394800019
    • ISBN: 039480001X
    • Color: Other
    • Brand: PENGUIN RANDOM HOUSE
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

  • Inside Out and Back Again

    • Manufacturer: HarperCollins

  • Kindergarten, Here I Come!

    • ISBN: 0448456249
    • Brand: Brand: Grosset Dunlap
    • Manufacturer: Grosset & Dunlap

    Get ready for school with these fun poems! This adorable picture book celebrates all the familiar milestones and moments shared by every single kindergartener. Whether it's the first-day-of-school jitters or the hundredth-day-of-school party, every aspect of the kindergarten experience is introduced with a light and funny poem--not to mention charm... [read more]

  • Gmorning, Gnight!: Little Pep Talks for Me & You

    • ISBN: 9781984854278
    • Manufacturer: Random House

    NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • From the creator and star of Hamilton, with beautiful illustrations by Jonny Sun, comes a book of affirmations to inspire readers at the beginning and end of each day.“When the world is bringing you down, Gmorning, Gnight! will remind you that you are awesome.”—BooklistGood morning. Do NOT get stuck in the comme... [read more]

  • Green Eggs and Ham (Beginner Books(R))

    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

  • The Screwtape Letters

    • ISBN: 0060652934
    • Color: Color Cover
    • Brand: HarperCollins Christian Pub.
    • Size: 0.58" H x 8.03" L x 5.44" W (0.4 lbs) 160 pages
    • Manufacturer: HarperOne

    The Screwtape Letters by C.S.  Lewis is a classic masterpiece of religious satire that entertains readers with its sly and ironic portrayal of human life and foibles from the vantage point of Screwtape, a highly placed assistant to "Our Father Below." At once wildly comic, deadly serious, and strikingly original, C.S. Lewis's The Screwtape Letters... [read more]

  • I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

    • ISBN: 0345514408
    • Brand: Angelou, Maya
    • Manufacturer: Ballantine Books

    Here is a book as joyous and painful, as mysterious and memorable, as childhood itself. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings captures the longing of lonely children, the brute insult of bigotry, and the wonder of words that can make the world right. Maya Angelou’s debut memoir is a modern American classic beloved worldwide.   Sent by their mother to ... [read more]

  • Ricky, the Rock that Couldn't Roll (You Rock Group)

    • ISBN: 0578198037
    • Manufacturer: New Paige Press, LLC

    Join 14 spunky rocks and one wise little ladybug in a fun, funny and heartwarming story about the importance of friendship and the power of perseverance. Get ready to meet a new rock group! From zippy, little pebbles to big strong boulders, the rocks get together to play and roll around their favorite hill, only to find that one of their friends, ... [read more]

  • A Light in the Attic Special Edition with 12 Extra Poems

    • UPC: 201561905852
    • ISBN: 9780061905858
    • Brand: HarperCollins Publishers
    • Manufacturer: HarperCollins

  • One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish (Beginner Books(R))

    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

  • Moo Baa La La La

    • UPC: 642688055561
    • ISBN: 067144901X
    • Color: Blue
    • Brand: Little Simon
    • Manufacturer: Little Simon

    This raucous story about the sounds animals make—including three pigs who say "la la la!"—is just right for reading aloud.Serious silliness for all ages. Artist Sandra Boynton is back and better than ever with completely redrawn versions of her multi-million selling board books. These whimsical and hilarious books, featuring nontraditional text... [read more]

  • Goodnight, Goodnight Construction Site (Hardcover Books for Toddlers, Preschool Books for Kids)

    • ISBN: 0811877825
    • Brand: Hachette Book
    • Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

  • If Animals Kissed Good Night

    • ISBN: 0374300216
    • Brand: Paul, Ann Whitford/ Walker, David (ILT)
    • Manufacturer: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)

    The bestselling book in Ann Whitford Paul and David Walker's adorable animal series―and don't miss the follow-up, If Animals Said I Love You!If animals kissedlike we kiss good night,Giraffe and his calfwould stretch their necks highand kiss just beneaththe top of the sky.In a cozy bedtime chat with her mom, a young girl wonders how animal familie... [read more]

  • The Lorax (Classic Seuss)

    • UPC: 352020003241
    • ISBN: 9780394823379
    • Color: Blue
    • Brand: Random House
    • Size: One Size
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

  • Whose Boat Is This Boat?: Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane

    • ISBN: 1982121084
    • Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

    100% of The Late Show’s proceeds from this book go to hurricane relief.Whose Boat Is This Boat? Comments That Don’t Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane is a picture book made entirely of quotations from President Donald Trump in the wake of Hurricane Florence. It is the first children’s book that demonstrates what not to say after a natural ... [read more]

  • The Hiccupotamus

    • ISBN: 0761456228
    • Brand: Cavendish Square Publishing
    • Manufacturer: Two Lions

    “There was a hippopotamus who hiccupped quite-a-lotamus. And every time he got’emus... he'd fall upon his bottomus!” Calamity ensues when an elephant, a centipede, and a rhinoceros try finding a cure for Hippo’s colossal case of hiccups. Author-illustrator Aaron Zenz’s creativity shines through in his colored-pencil artwork in this off-th... [read more]

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