Funny children's poetry: "The worm that wouldn't wiggle" - poems for kids

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  • The Armpit of Doom: Funny Poems for Kids

    • ASIN: 1477590285
    • ISBN: 1477590285
    • Brand: Brand: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
    • Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

    Kids love Kenn Nesbitt's hilarious poetry! With their rollicking rhythms, playful rhymes, and mischievous twists, kids can't stop reading these poems. The Armpit of Doom includes seventy new poems about crazy characters, funny families, peculiar pets, comical creatures, and much, much more.

  • No More Homework! No More Tests!: Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems (Giggle Poetry)

    • ASIN: 0671577026
    • ISBN: 0671577026
    • Manufacturer: Running Press Adult

    No More Homework! No More Tests! includes the funniest poems about school ever collected in one book. These hilarious poems were written by a number of poets, including Shel Silverstein, Jack Prelutsky, David L. Harrison, Colin McNaughton, Carol Diggory Shields, Kalli Dakos, and Bruce Lansky. Sillier than a teacher with hiccups, funnier than toilet... [Read More]

  • Where the Sidewalk Ends: Poems and Drawings

    • UPC: 201560256672
    • ASIN: 0060256672
    • ISBN: 0060256672
    • Brand: Harper Collins
    • Manufacturer: HarperCollins

  • The Hiccupotamus

    • ASIN: B0074V3BKY
    • Manufacturer: Two Lions

    “There was a hippopotamus who hiccupped quite-a-lotamus. And every time he got’emus... he'd fall upon his bottomus!” Calamity ensues when an elephant, a centipede, and a rhinoceros try finding a cure for Hippo’s colossal case of hiccups. Author-illustrator Aaron Zenz’s creativity shines through in his colored-pencil artwork in this off-th... [Read More]

  • Kids Pick The Funniest Poems

    • ASIN: 067174769X
    • ISBN: 067174769X
    • Manufacturer: Running Press Adult

    Betcha laugh!This is one of the most popular collections of funny poetry for kids ever published. It’s a classic because it’s the first collection of poems selected by kids! It includes clever creations from some of the most popular names in children’s poetry, including Bill Dodds, Timothy Tocher, Joyce Armor, Robert Pottle, Bruce Lansky, and... [Read More]

  • Ricky, the Rock That Couldn't Roll (You Rock Group)

    • ASIN: 0578198037
    • ISBN: 0578198037
    • Manufacturer: New Paige Pr Llc

    Follow 14 spunky rocks and one wise little ladybug in a fun, funny and heartwarming story about the importance of friendship and the power of perseverance. Get ready to meet a new rock group! From zippy, little pebbles to big strong boulders, the rocks get together to play and roll around their favorite hill, only to find that one of their friends,... [Read More]

  • Kindergarten, Here I Come!

    • ASIN: 0448456249
    • ISBN: 0448456249
    • Brand: Brand: Grosset Dunlap
    • Manufacturer: Grosset & Dunlap

    Get ready for school with these fun poems! This adorable picture book celebrates all the familiar milestones and moments shared by every single kindergartener. Whether it's the first-day-of-school jitters or the hundredth-day-of-school party, every aspect of the kindergarten experience is introduced with a light and funny poem--not to mention charm... [Read More]

  • If Animals Kissed Good Night

    • ASIN: 0374300216
    • ISBN: 0374300216
    • Manufacturer: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)

    The bestselling book in Ann Whitford Paul and David Walker's adorable animal series―and don't miss the follow-up, If Animals Said I Love You!If animals kissedlike we kiss good night,Giraffe and his calfwould stretch their necks highand kiss just beneaththe top of the sky.In a cozy bedtime chat with her mom, a young girl wonders how animal familie... [Read More]

  • What I Did on My Summer Vacation: Kids' Favorite Funny Summer Vacation Poems (Giggle Poetry)

    • ASIN: 1416970479
    • ISBN: 1416970479
    • Brand: Meadowbrook Press
    • Manufacturer: Meadowbrook

    Another first for Bruce Lansky: the first funny poetry book about summer vacation! It will entertain kids all summer, whether they're away at camp, traveling cross country in a hybrid or staying home with a bookshelf full of good summer reading. What I Did on My Summer Vacation contains over 40 sidesplitting poems about summer vacation that cover e... [Read More]

  • The Pajama Zoo Parade: The Funniest Bedtime ABC Book (Short and Funny Bedtime Stories for Children Ages 3-5, that Every Parent will Enjoy) (The Funniest ABC Books 2)

    • ASIN: B07CR5N6DJ

    It's time for jammies, blankies, and snuggles with a cozy bedtime story. Your little one will love to go on an adventure night after night and see something new each time in this adorable, colorful storybook. Little baby zoo animals ready for bed make their way to dreamland, but not before they go on an adorable, colorful pajama parade.It's time fo... [Read More]

  • Kids Joke Book: Fully illustrated children's book, containing hundreds of funny jokes and daft poems! (Best kids Jokes)

    • ASIN: 1976905281
    • ISBN: 1976905281
    • Manufacturer: Independently published

    This wonderful joke book contains hundreds and hundreds of delightfully funny jokes and daft poems that the whole family will love. Fully illustrated from the start to the finish by Mr Krispell’s pen, if your looking for a gift that will bring laughter and joy, you won’t be disappointed by this book.

  • My Teacher's In Detention: Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems (Giggle Poetry)

    • ASIN: 0689052456
    • ISBN: 0689052456
    • Brand: Meadowbrook Press
    • Manufacturer: Running Press Adult

    This book delivers 45 hilarious poems about school that cover everything from homework and tests to detention and school lunches. Well-known poets Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, and Robert Pottle—plus many more great Giggle Poets—wrote these gems.My Teacher's In Detention contains 50 hilarious poems about school that cover everything from homework... [Read More]

  • Dr. Seuss's Beginner Book Collection (Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, Fox in Socks)

    • ASIN: 0375851569
    • ISBN: 0375851569
    • Brand: Random House Books for Young Readers
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

    A perfect gift for new parents, birthday celebrations, and happy occasions of all kinds, this collection of five beloved Beginner Books by Dr. Seuss—The Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, and Fox in Socks—will be cherished by young and old alike. Ideal for reading aloud or reading alone, they w... [Read More]

  • Riddles and Rhymes: What Did the ABCs Feed the Animals: Bedtime with a Smile Picture Books (Get Smart While Having Fun Book 1)

    • ASIN: B07VP28ZMQ
    • Manufacturer: MazorBooks

    The Value of Riddles and RhymesGet Smart While Having FunTwenty six clever Riddle Rhymes that entertain and engage children:Allie the AlligatorWanted to eat She asked the letter AFor her favorite treat What did the letter A give Allie?In addition to the riddle's answer (a food that begins with the letter A), kids will also gain knowledge about each... [Read More]

  • Claw the System: Poems from the Cat Uprising

    • UPC: 050837422476
    • ASIN: 1449495621
    • ISBN: 9781449495626
    • Brand: Andrews McMeel Publishing
    • Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

    From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of I Could Pee on This, Francesco Marciuliano, comes a lesson from cats in resistance. Cats are done with humans' crap. For too long they have put up with baby talk, the humiliation of holiday costumes, and the social injustice of being told, "No." They will not sleep through this anymore. We humans... [Read More]

  • If Peas Could Taste Like Candy

    • UPC: 025986219505
    • ASIN: 0310219507
    • ISBN: 0310219507
    • Manufacturer: ZonderKidz

    This is no staid collection of Victorian favorites recycled for the modern child.  This is a celebratory, rollicking joy ride through all the special and crazy encounters of a kid's imaginative day.

  • If Kids Ruled the School: Kids' Favorite Funny School Poems (Giggle Poetry)

    • ASIN: 0689032730
    • ISBN: 0689032730
    • Brand: Meadowbrook Press
    • Manufacturer: Running Press Adult

    If Kids Ruled the School contains 50 giggle-inducing poems about school, covering everything from homework and tests to school lunches and detention. The book contains poems by Jack Prelutsky, Bruce Lansky, Kenn Nesbitt, Brod Baggert, Linda Knaus, Ted Sheu and Dave Crawley. The poems have been tested (and enjoyed) by a panel of more than 1,000 elem... [Read More]

  • If Elephants Had Wings: Funny Poems for Kids

    • ASIN: B00QSMLVBG
    • Manufacturer: HaPPyJoy Publishing

    Read for FREE with your PRIME Membership or KINDLE UNLIMITEDOpen this book at your own risk! Try a little "Hopscotch" without breaking a sweat or venture to "The Other Side of the Rainbow" in this hilariously wacky new collection of rhymes by Asher Jones.

  • Oh, the Places You'll Go! (Classic Seuss)

    • ASIN: B00ESF285S
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

  • Days Like This: A Collection of Small Poems

    • UPC: 732483003147
    • ASIN: 0763623148
    • ISBN: 0763623148
    • Brand: James, Simon (EDT)
    • Manufacturer: Candlewick

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