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Best Funny Poems Ever on March 2024 Shopping Deals at Bestonio.com

  • Green Eggs and Ham (Beginner Books(R))

    • ASIN: B00ESF277M
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

  • Dr. Seuss's Beginner Book Collection (Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, Fox in Socks)

    • ASIN: 0375851569
    • ISBN: 0375851569
    • Brand: Random House Books for Young Readers
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

    A perfect gift for new parents, birthday celebrations, and happy occasions of all kinds, this collection of five beloved Beginner Books by Dr. Seuss—The Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Green Eggs and Ham, Hop on Pop, and Fox in Socks—will be cherished by young and old alike. Ideal for reading aloud or reading alone, they w... [Read More]

  • Where the Sidewalk Ends: Poems and Drawings

    • UPC: 201560256672
    • ASIN: 0060256672
    • ISBN: 0060256672
    • Brand: Harper Collins
    • Manufacturer: HarperCollins

  • Whose Boat Is This Boat?: Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane

    • ASIN: B07HPFY5TM
    • Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

    100% of The Late Show’s proceeds from this book go to hurricane relief.Whose Boat Is This Boat? Comments That Don’t Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane is a picture book made entirely of quotations from President Donald Trump in the wake of Hurricane Florence. It is the first children’s book that demonstrates what not to say after a natural ... [Read More]

  • The Screwtape Letters

    • ASIN: 0060652934
    • ISBN: 0060652934
    • Brand: HarperCollins Christian Pub.
    • Size: 0.58" H x 8.03" L x 5.44" W (0.4 lbs) 160 pages
    • Manufacturer: HarperOne

    The Screwtape Letters by C.S.  Lewis is a classic masterpiece of religious satire that entertains readers with its sly and ironic portrayal of human life and foibles from the vantage point of Screwtape, a highly placed assistant to "Our Father Below." At once wildly comic, deadly serious, and strikingly original, C.S. Lewis's The Screwtape Letters... [Read More]

  • Fox in Socks (Beginner Books(R))

    • ASIN: B00ESF2772
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

  • I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

    • ASIN: 0345514408
    • ISBN: 0345514408
    • Brand: Angelou, Maya
    • Manufacturer: Ballantine Books

    Here is a book as joyous and painful, as mysterious and memorable, as childhood itself. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings captures the longing of lonely children, the brute insult of bigotry, and the wonder of words that can make the world right. Maya Angelou’s debut memoir is a modern American classic beloved worldwide.   Sent by their mother to ... [Read More]

  • Trigger Warning: Short Fictions and Disturbances

    • ASIN: B00KPV9PIW
    • Manufacturer: William Morrow

    Multiple award winning, #1 New York Times bestselling author Neil Gaiman returns to dazzle, captivate, haunt, and entertain with this third collection of short fiction following Smoke and Mirrors and Fragile Things—which includes a never-before published American Gods story, “Black Dog,” written exclusively for this volume.In this new antholo... [Read More]

  • Inside Out and Back Again

    • ASIN: B0045U9WRS
    • Manufacturer: HarperCollins

  • The Night Before First Grade

    • ASIN: 0448437473
    • ISBN: 0448437473
    • Brand: Grosset amp; Dunlap
    • Manufacturer: Grosset & Dunlap

    It’'s the night before the Big Day—-first grade! Penny is excited to start the year with her best friend right beside her in the same classroom. This humorous take on Clement C. Moore’s classic tale has a perfect twist ending that will surprise readers —as well as the "heroine" of the story— and help all about-to-be first-graders through ... [Read More]

  • The Third Wheel (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 7)

    • ASIN: B005CRQ4GU
    • Manufacturer: Amulet Books

  • Moo Baa La La La

    • UPC: 642688055561
    • ASIN: 067144901X
    • ISBN: 067144901X
    • Brand: Little Simon
    • Manufacturer: Little Simon

    This raucous story about the sounds animals make—including three pigs who say "la la la!"—is just right for reading aloud.Serious silliness for all ages. Artist Sandra Boynton is back and better than ever with completely redrawn versions of her multi-million selling board books. These whimsical and hilarious books, featuring nontraditional text... [Read More]

  • The Hiccupotamus

    • ASIN: 0761456228
    • ISBN: 0761456228
    • Brand: Cavendish Square Publishing
    • Manufacturer: Two Lions

    “There was a hippopotamus who hiccupped quite-a-lotamus. And every time he got’emus... he'd fall upon his bottomus!” Calamity ensues when an elephant, a centipede, and a rhinoceros try finding a cure for Hippo’s colossal case of hiccups. Author-illustrator Aaron Zenz’s creativity shines through in his colored-pencil artwork in this off-th... [Read More]

  • Horton Hears a Who! (Classic Seuss)

    • ASIN: B00ESF27ZY
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

  • Goodnight, Goodnight Construction Site (Hardcover Books for Toddlers, Preschool Books for Kids)

    • ASIN: 0811877825
    • ISBN: 0811877825
    • Brand: Hachette Book
    • Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

  • Him

    • ASIN: B011LSLI9G
    • Manufacturer: Rennie Road Books

    They don’t play for the same team. Or do they?Jamie Canning has never been able to figure out how he lost his closest friend. Four years ago, his tattooed, wise-cracking, rule-breaking roommate cut him off without an explanation. So what if things got a little weird on the last night of hockey camp the summer they were eighteen? It was just a lit... [Read More]

  • The Lorax (Classic Seuss)

    • UPC: 352020003241
    • ASIN: 0394823370
    • ISBN: 9780394823379
    • Brand: Random House
    • Size: One Size
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

  • The Bright Hour: A Memoir of Living and Dying

    • ASIN: B01N5XM6OB
    • Brand: Simon & Schuster
    • Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

  • Where Do Diggers Sleep at Night?

    • ASIN: 0385374151
    • ISBN: 0385374151
    • Brand: Sayres, Brianna Caplan/ Slade, Christian (ILT)
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

    "What happens when it's time for busy diggers to wind down and go to sleep? Many of the same bedtime rituals as little girls and boys. The sweet reminder that toys will be waiting for young readers in the morning is a nice added touch at the end." - Seira Wilson, Amazon EditorGetting to dreamland has never been more fun with this board book version... [Read More]

  • You Don't Have to Say You Love Me: A Memoir

    • ASIN: B01K3WN6RS
    • Manufacturer: Little, Brown and Company

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