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  • Throw the Damn Ball: Classic Poetry by Dogs

    • ASIN: B00C5R73HY
    • Manufacturer: Plume

    A hilarious collection of poetry by dogs- perfect for lovers of literature and pups alike“Dogs seldom make passesAt dogs passing gasses.”Are these the words of Dorothy Parker? Ogden Nash?Nope, the author is Sparky from Milton, Pennsylvania. Sparky, Snowy, Tucker, Louie, these canine laureates have written a volume of poetry displaying the brill... [Read More]

  • Good Chemistry (Good Clouds Book 1)

    • ASIN: B07LBJXRW7
    • Manufacturer: Langan Mae

    Dark and absurdly hilarious humor pieces, poems, and drawings. They will make you think. They will make you laugh. They will make you turn the page, ashamed.

  • I'm Too Young To Be Seventy: And Other Delusions (Judith Viorst's Decades)

    • ASIN: 0743267745
    • ISBN: 0743267745
    • Brand: Judith Viorst
    • Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

    The beloved author of Forever Fifty and Suddenly Sixty tackles the ins and outs of becoming a septuagenarian with wry good humor. Fans of Viorst’s funny, touching, and wise decades poems will love these verses filled with witty advice and reflections on marriage, milestones, and middle-aged children.Viorst explores, among the many other issues of... [Read More]

  • Unexpectedly Eighty: And Other Adaptations (Judith Viorst's Decades)

    • ASIN: 1439190291
    • ISBN: 9781439190296
    • Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

    Judith Viorst returns with more poems in her “Decades” poetry series detailing the highs and lows of being an octogenarian. Continuing the comedic insight from I’m Too Young to be Seventy, these verses of memories and advice from eighty years of love, marriage, and grandchildren are sure to bring laughs.What does it mean to be eighty? In her ... [Read More]

  • Egghead: Or, You Can't Survive on Ideas Alone

    • ASIN: 1455519138
    • ISBN: 1455519138
    • Brand: Bo Burnham
    • Manufacturer: Grand Central Publishing

    A strange and charming collection of hilariously absurd poetry, writing, and illustration from one of today's most popular young comedians...EGGHEAD: Or, You Can't Survive on Ideas AloneBo Burnham was a precocious teenager living in his parents' attic when he started posting material on YouTube. 100 million people viewed those videos, turning Bo in... [Read More]

  • Suddenly Sixty: And Other Shocks of Later Life (Judith Viorst's Decades)

    • ASIN: 068486763X
    • ISBN: 068486763X
    • Brand: SIMON & SCHUSTER
    • Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster

    Judith Viorst is known and loved by readers of all ages, for children’s books such as Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day; nonfiction titles, including the bestseller Necessary Losses; and her collections of humorous poetry, which make perfect gifts for birthdays, Mother’s Day, graduation, Christmas, Chanukah, or at any ... [Read More]

  • Aimless Love: New and Selected Poems

    • ASIN: 0812982673
    • ISBN: 0812982673
    • Brand: Random House Trade
    • Manufacturer: Random House

    NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER“America’s favorite poet.”—The Wall Street JournalFrom the two-term Poet Laureate of the United States Billy Collins comes his first volume of new and selected poems in twelve years. Aimless Love combines fifty new poems with generous selections from his four most recent books—Nine Horses, The Trouble with Poetry,... [Read More]

  • Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are? (Classic Seuss)

    • ASIN: 0394827198
    • ISBN: 0394827198
    • Brand: Fun To Collect
    • Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers

  • Amphigorey: Fifteen Books

    • ASIN: 0399504338
    • ISBN: 0399504338
    • Brand: Perigee Books
    • Manufacturer: G.P. Putnam's Sons

  • The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories

    • ASIN: 0688156819
    • ISBN: 0688156819
    • Brand: William Morrow Company
    • Manufacturer: Rob Weisbach Books

  • Claw the System: Poems from the Cat Uprising

    • UPC: 050837422476
    • ASIN: 1449495621
    • ISBN: 9781449495626
    • Manufacturer: Andrews McMeel Publishing

    From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of I Could Pee on This, Francesco Marciuliano, comes a lesson from cats in resistance. Cats are done with humans' crap. For too long they have put up with baby talk, the humiliation of holiday costumes, and the social injustice of being told, "No." They will not sleep through this anymore. We humans... [Read More]

  • The Evil Garden

    • ASIN: 0764958852
    • ISBN: 0764958852
    • Manufacturer: Pomegranate

    Great-Uncle Franz, beside the lake,Is being strangled by a snake.The peaches, apples, plums, and pearsAre guarded by ferocious bears.Alexa watches while her auntIs pulled feet first inside a plant.A happy, naive family enters the Evil Garden (free admission!) to spend a sunny afternoon in its inviting landscape, lush with exotic trees and flowers. ... [Read More]

  • Haikus for Jews: For You, a Little Wisdom

    • ASIN: 060960502X
    • ISBN: 060960502X
    • Brand: Harmony
    • Manufacturer: Harmony

  • Like Flamingos: (mostly) light-hearted poems (mostly) about life

    • ASIN: 1722318252
    • ISBN: 1722318252
    • Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

    Surface-level innuendos? Check. Nonsensical lines of poetry that have no business being written? You bet. Deep and unraveling thoughts? Yeah, those, too. No topic is off-limits when it comes to poking fun at life – ranging from love to loss to cringeworthy but laughable personal experiences to handling awkward situations, like when you forget som... [Read More]

  • Poetry for Cats: The Definitive Anthology of Distinguished Feline Verse

    • ASIN: 0679435824
    • ISBN: 0679435824
    • Manufacturer: Villard

  • Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich

    • ASIN: 0152057668
    • ISBN: 0152057668
    • Brand: Sandpiper
    • Manufacturer: Harcourt Children's Books

    Being a monster isn't all frightening villagers and sucking blood. Monsters have their trials, too. Poor Frankenstein's cupboard is bare, Wolfman is in need of some household help, and it's best not to get started on Dracula’s hygiene issues. What could be scarier?     Nineteen hilarious poems delve into the secret lives of the Creature fro... [Read More]

  • Alphabet Poem

    • ASIN: 1840593938
    • ISBN: 1840593938
    • Brand: Brand: Milet Publishing
    • Manufacturer: Milet Publishing

    An imaginative and hilarious partnership of poetry and pictures inspired by the letters of the alphabet.

  • B Is for Bad Poetry

    • ASIN: 1402767870
    • ISBN: 1402767870
    • Manufacturer: Sterling

    Forget Shakespeare. Don’t count on Donne. Shelley and Keats: banished! And there’s absolutely no poet laureate from the golden or any other age. So fawning PhDs in love with little-understood verses by long-dead writers should go elsewhere. This is poetry for the rest of us—bad poetry!  Pamela Russell’s unexalted (but thoroughly hysterical)... [Read More]

  • For My Best Friend Forever (Purple Ronnie)

    • ASIN: 1849538786
    • ISBN: 1849538786
    • Brand: Summersdale Publishers
    • Manufacturer: Summersdale

    Here’s a little thank you Cos you’re always there for me, With plenty of laughs and amazing adventures, Three cheers to my awesome bestie! Show your BFF how much they mean to you with the help of Purple Ronnie! Cute cartoons combine with silly and sometimes irreverent poems along with funny one-liners to help you tell that special someone just ... [Read More]

  • F U Haiku: Pissed-Off Poetry for Every Occasion

    • UPC: 045079501812
    • ASIN: 1440501815
    • ISBN: 1440501815
    • Manufacturer: Adams Media

    Enough already. The Mary Sunshine act has got to go. The economy sucks, unemployment has reached an all-time high, and the ozone is beyond repair. But when all feels futile, there’s this hilarious compilation of 200-plus rants that give you permission to ditch the rose-colored glasses and have a satisfying laugh at the expense of those who piss y... [Read More]

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