Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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Deep Thoughts: Inspiration for the Uninspired
- ASIN: 0425133656
- ISBN: 0425133656
- Manufacturer: Berkley
A national bestselling collection of comedian Jack Handey’s “Deep Thoughts”—short, funny observations on life that were shown in between sketches on Saturday Night Live. With quirky, offbeat humor that often veers into the unexpected, Jack Handey’s witty one liners make this book the perfect funny gift for fans of Mitch Hedberg or for an... [Read More]
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Deepest Thoughts: So Deep They Squeak
- ASIN: 0786880449
- ISBN: 0786880449
- Manufacturer: Hachette Books
With nearly 500,000 copies sold of his previous collections, Deep Thoughts and Deeper Thoughts, philosophizing funnyman Jack Handey (of Saturday Night Live) once again combines soul searching with rib tickling. He offers pearls of wisdom, inspiration and observation in an odd and utterly original manner.
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Deeper Thoughts, All New
- ASIN: 1562828401
- ISBN: 1562828401
- Manufacturer: Hachette Books
The sequel to Deep Thoughts, this collection of humorous meditations contains "inspirational" lunacy from the Saturday Night Live regular.
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What I'd Say to the Martians: And Other Veiled Threats
- ASIN: 1401322662
- ISBN: 1401322662
- Manufacturer: Hachette Books
Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians, Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings.
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Lost Deep Thoughts: Don't Fight the Deepness
- ASIN: 0786883057
- ISBN: 0786883057
- Manufacturer: Hyperion
The latest installment in "Deep Thoughts" series unearths more of the pseudo-inspirational material that "Saturday Night Live" viewers have grown to love. Illustrated with aptly corny nature photographs, "The Lost Deep Thoughts" takes a profound plunge into the world of Handey's life-altering aphorisms. 96 photos.
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The Stench of Honolulu: A Tropical Adventure
- ASIN: 1455534536
- ISBN: 1455534536
- Brand: Grand Central Publishing
- Manufacturer: Grand Central Publishing
The legendary Deep Thoughts and New Yorker humorist Jack Handey is back with his very first novel-a hilarious, absurd, far-flung adventure tale.Are you a fan of books in which famous tourist destinations are repurposed as unlivable hellholes for no particular reason? Read on!Jack Handey's exotic tale is full of laugh-out-loud twists and unforgettab... [Read More]
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Homeward Bound (Journeyman) (Volume 1)
- ASIN: 1532976526
- ISBN: 1532976526
- Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
WARNING: This book is for mature readers only. Not for children. It contains adult themes, violence, coarse language, sexual situations, nudity, and paranormal themes. The entire world is on the brink of finding out nightmares are real. An army of demons known as the Noctis is growing in strength.They control all manner of foul beasts and if not st... [Read More]
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God is Good: He's Better Than You Think
- ASIN: B01J0F0CE4
- Brand: Unknown
- Manufacturer: Destiny Image
God is better than we think... so it’s time to change the way we think about Him.“God is good.” More than a positive thought, theological concept or Biblical statement—what you do with these three words defines your reality and determines your destiny.In a world of fear, disease, crisis, torment, uncertainty, and hopelessness, what you beli... [Read More]
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Orbiting Jupiter
- ASIN: B00QPIM608
- Brand: Clarion Books
- Manufacturer: Clarion Books
The two-time Newbery Honor winner Gary D. Schmidt delivers the shattering story of Joseph, a father at thirteen, who has never seen his daughter, Jupiter. After spending time in a juvenile facility, he’s placed with a foster family on a farm in rural Maine. Here Joseph, damaged and withdrawn, meets twelve-year-old Jack, who narrates the account o... [Read More]
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Camco 20ft Sidewinder RV Sewer Hose Support, Made From Sturdy Lightweight Plastic, Won't Creep Closed, Holds Hoses In Place - No Need For Straps (43051)
- UPC: 014717430517
- ASIN: B000BUU5WW
- Brand: Camco
- Size: 20 Feet
- Manufacturer: Camco
Camco RV 20' Sidewinder Plastic Sewer Hose Support is sturdy and lightweight. Plastic support with strong snap-fit hinges has deep cradles to hold sewer hose in place without straps. No staples to rust. Easily positions around obstacles and stays where you put it. Won’t creep closed. Convenient handle makes storage even easier. The bottom of the ... [Read More]
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Brown Original Heavyweight Cotton Canvas Classic Heavyweight Military Messenger Bag with Army Universe Pin
- UPC: 191818000488
- ASIN: B004O2T3SK
- Brand: Army Universe
- Size: 15" x 11" x 6"
Brown Original Heavyweight Classic Military Messenger Bag with Army Universe Pin - You simply can't go wrong with such a great bag! This bag is heavy duty and durable and its something you know you can rely on regardless of the circumstances. The classic messenger bag offers a very basic, clean and simple design in a single color and is sure to nev... [Read More]
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NUBWO N2 Gaming Headset for Xbox One PS4 Playstation 4, Headphones Computer PC Mic Stereo Fortnite Gamer Microphone for Skype Xbox one s Xbox 1 x Nintendo Switch Games
- UPC: 607994893368
- ASIN: B0728PHCD8
- Brand: NUBWO
- Manufacturer: NUBWO
Multi-platform Compatibility: NUBWO N2 is compatible with PC, Xbox One, PS4, Switch, Wii U and mobile devices with single 3.5mm stereo plug (4 pole). A PC cable with dual 3.5mm headphone and mic plugs is included, so it’s the only headset you need for both PC and console gaming. Noise-canceling Microphone Omnidirectional microphone offers clearer... [Read More]
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Jumanji (Remastered Blu-ray)
- UPC: 043396505612
- ASIN: B075FZF161
- Brand: Sony Pictures
- Manufacturer: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
When young Alan Parrish discovers a mysterious board game, he doesn’t realize its unimaginable powers, until he is magically transported before the eyes of his friend, Sarah, into the untamed jungles of JUMANJI! 26 years later he is freed from the game’s spell by two unsuspecting children. Alan (ROBIN WILLIAMS) reunites with Sarah (BONNIE HUNT)... [Read More]
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Razer Kraken Pro - Noise Isolating Analog Black Gaming Headset with Retractable Mic - Compatible with PC, Xbox One & Playstation 4
- UPC: 811254026940
- ASIN: B00Z0IBMAY
- Brand: Razer
- Size: 40mm Drivers
- Manufacturer: Razer Inc.
The world's most popular eSports headset. Now with an in-line remote. Introducing the Razer Kraken Pro, a gaming headset fully focused on ergonomics for the head. Weight, functionality and performance were the key variables identified and perfectly balanced for the most comfortable gaming headset. Ever.
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UL SADES SA807 Multi-Platform Gaming Headsets Headphones For New Xbox one PS4 PC Laptop Mac iPad iPod (Black&Blue)
- ASIN: B01HI235AY
- Brand: SADES
- Manufacturer: SADES
Why You Need It: Get an great audio experience with Sades SA-807 PS4 xbox one Gaming Headset Designed specifically for PS4,2015 New Version Xbox One,PC, Notebook,Laptop ,Tablet.Easy to set up and delivers high-quality, amplified digital game and chat audio through 40mm speakers without disturbing others. Please note that you need extra Microsoft A... [Read More]
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DEWALT DCS371B 20V MAX Lithium-Ion Band Saw, Bare-Tool
- UPC: 700735728223
- ASIN: B00IYB0O44
- Brand: DEWALT
- Manufacturer: Dewalt
The DEWALT DCS371M1 20V MAX lithium-ion band saw (bare tool) features a 2-1/2" cut capacity, and the ability to cut up to 2" SCH 40 pipe. The centered handle position provides superior balance and ergonomics and allows for more accurate cuts and less user fatigue. A LED Work Light with 20 second delay illuminates dark work surfaces for accurate cut... [Read More]
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Travel Laptop Backpack, ONSON Laptop Backpack Anti Theft Business Backpack for Men Women, Slim Computer School Bag with USB Charging Port Fits 15.6 Inch Laptop Notebook - Gray
- UPC: 756171176739
- ASIN: B07JNRNR63
- Brand: ONSON
- Size: 15.6 inches
- Manufacturer: ONSON
✔Specifications : Capacity: 35L External Dimension: 18.11" x 12.2" x 7.87" (46 x 31 x 20 cm) Straps Length: Adjust from 15.7" to 36.2" (40 -92 cm) Maximum Laptop Size: 15.6" x 8.68"x 0.79" (43.2 x 22 x 2 cm) Weight: 0.75 kg / 1.66 LBS Fabric: Water Resistant Polyester ✔Features: Imported nylon fabric is water-repellent, durable and easy to clea... [Read More]
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Midsomer Murders, Series 13
- UPC: 054961232192
- ASIN: B00O28CD4M
- Brand: Acorn Media
- Manufacturer: Acorn Media
Welcome to England's most murderous county...The English village mystery gets a contemporary spin in this hit British television series that has earned a worldwide following. Bucolic settings harbor macabre crimes and eccentric characters that are no match for Detective Tom Barnaby (John Nettles, Bergerac); his assistant, DS Ben Jones (Jason Hughes... [Read More]
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WEN 6530 6-Amp Electric Hand Planer, 3-1/4-Inch
- UPC: 044459065302
- ASIN: B00OW5AJTG
- Brand: WEN
- Size: 3-1/4 Inch
- Manufacturer: Great Lakes Tool MFG INC
Remember when you needed to smooth out those joists? Plane away chips, splinters and misshapen edges with the WEN 6 Amp 3-1/4 Inch Electric Hand Planer. Perfect for fixing stubborn doors and fitting wood. This power planer’s 6-Amp motor delivers over 34,000 cuts per minute to your workpiece, slicing away any irregularities until the surface of yo... [Read More]
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EPAuto Telescoping Lug Wrench, Wheel Wrench with CR-V Sockets (17/19, 21/22mm)
- UPC: 707129801487
- ASIN: B071FV7XVM
- Brand: EPAuto
- Size: Telescoping Lug Wrench
- Manufacturer: EPAuto
EPAuto Telescoping Lug Wrench w/ 4 Sockets
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