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  • Celestial One Line a Day (Blank Journal for Daily Reflections, 5 Year Diary Book)

    • ASIN: 1452164606
    • ISBN: 1452164606
    • Manufacturer: Chronicle Books

    A beautiful new version of the bestselling One Line a Day 5 Year Memory Book, Celestial One Line a Day features dreamy celestial watercolor artwork from artist and designer Yao Cheng and shimmering gold foil stars and gilded page edges. This beautiful 365 day journal will inspire thoughtful daily reflections and become a keepsake record to treasure... [Read More]

  • The Easy 5-Ingredient Slow Cooker Cookbook: 100 Delicious No-Fuss Meals for Busy People

    • ASIN: 1623159954
    • ISBN: 1623159954
    • Manufacturer: Rockridge Press

    Slow-cooked in the morning―fast (and fabulous) home-cooked in the evening.Deciding what’s for dinner doesn’t have to be a panic-filled, last-minute decision. The Easy 5-Ingredient Slow Cooker Cookbook is designed to make things deliciously fast and easy for busy home cooks―with no-fuss meals that anyone can make.From Apple-Cinnamon Oatmeal ... [Read More]

  • The Warlord Wants Forever (Immortals After Dark Book 1)

    • ASIN: B06ZZWDBDV
    • Manufacturer: Pocket Star

  • Ash - A Thriller (Asher Benson Book 1)

    • ASIN: B00HL7Y1X2

    9 AM EST: A senator shoots himself on national television.10:32 AM EST: An entire floor of government agents leap to their death from their office building.12:57 PM EST: All the police officers inside a station murder each other.And the day has just begun.Lieutenant Asher Benson left Iraq with a traumatic brain injury, PTSD, and a Purple Heart. His... [Read More]

  • Man Walks into a Bar: Over 6,000 of the Most Hilarious Jokes, Funniest Insults and Gut-Busting One-Liners

    • ASIN: 1569756228
    • ISBN: 1569756228
    • Brand: Arnott, Stephen/ Haskins, Mike
    • Manufacturer: Ulysses Press

    DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from ACCOUNTANTS TO ZEBRAS, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone LAU... [Read More]

  • Murder on the Minneapolis: A murder mystery that will keep you guessing (A Flora Maguire Mystery Book 1)

    • ASIN: B071KC4BHW
    • Manufacturer: Aria

    NEW YORK 1900. A captivating historical drama on-board the maiden voyage of the S.S. Minneapolis featuring series character Flora Maguire. For fans of Downton Abbey. Young governess Flora Maguire is on her way home from America on the maiden voyage of the S.S. Minneapolis with her young charge Eddy, Viscount Trent, when she discovers a dead body. U... [Read More]

  • 100 Best Jokes: Family Edition

    • ASIN: B01F3X4FWM
    • Manufacturer: Editions ASAP

    One hundred of hilarious and funny jokes !Have fun and laugh!

  • One Line A Day Journal: Five Years of Memories, 6x9 Diary, Dated and Lined Book, Floral

    • ASIN: 1542355524
    • ISBN: 1542355524
    • Manufacturer: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

    This beautifully designed One Line A Day Journal is an easy way to record funny, loving, sad, happy or poignant moments in life. It contains 365 pages, 6"x9", each with five separate lined areas allowing you to write down and revisit your most precious memories. Whether as a thoughtful gift or a journal for yourself, the pages are ready and waiting... [Read More]

  • Laugh Yourself Silly Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids: Children's Juvenile Humor Ages 6-14 Funny Puns Riddles One-Liners

    • ASIN: B07DRPZFRV
    • Manufacturer: Ionotek Publishing, LLC

    LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY is just what this book will do to readers, with 100s of knock-knock jokes, daffy knock-knock definitions and 100+ hysterical illustrations…Plus + it features new, original jokes you won’t find in other joke books! There’s something for every kid ages 6-14!Sample Jokes---Knock-knockWho's there?DwayneDwayne who?Dwayne the ... [Read More]

  • Space Jokes for Kids: Funny Laugh-out-Loud One-Liners on Space, Astronomy, Planets, Stars, Galaxies and more!

    • ASIN: B078FPRY38

    Funny space jokes for kids ages 6-12. Written by an English teacher with a focus on word variance to help children build their vocabulary. Education AND fun! You'd be crazy not to buy it.Why aren’t there any elves on Pluto? It’s a dwarf planet.How did the astronaut lose his LEGOs? They got sucked into a block hole.Why was the astronaut’s pian... [Read More]

  • 100 Fast & Funny

    • ASIN: B008WUG2L6
    • Manufacturer: BBevHills

    Award-winning humorist Barb Best offers 100 quips and one-liners for your amusement. Witty sayings on Love & Sex, Philosophy, Pain, Advice, Questions, and Aging will delight your mind and tickle your funny bone.

  • Marvel: The Amazing 1000 Dot-to-Dot Book

    • ASIN: 1626867844
    • ISBN: 1626867844
    • Brand: Thunder Bay Press
    • Manufacturer: Thunder Bay Press

    These dot-to-dot puzzles are simply marvelous!Your favorite Marvel superheroes are presented in 20 dot-to-dot puzzles that are amazing enough to display when you're finished! More sophisticated than the one-dimensional dot-to-dots you knew as a child, these puzzles take about 30 minutes to complete. Expressive line work builds as you join the dots,... [Read More]

  • Santa Wore Leathers: The sexiest firefighter Christmas romance of the year! (Wild Heat, Book 1)

    • ASIN: B00GFD6X34
    • Manufacturer: One More Chapter

    A perfect holiday treat for fans of Lori Wilde, Jennifer Ryan and Penelope Bloom!Take one man-shy reporter, a gorgeous ex-Navy SEAL turned firefighter, add in a thong-stealing dog… and Christmas will never be the same again!There’s only one thing on Becca Sinclair’s Christmas list this holiday season – her very own column in the local paper... [Read More]

  • My GoWISE USA Air Fryer Cookbook: 100 Amazing Recipes for Smart People

    • ASIN: 1945056096
    • ISBN: 1945056096
    • Brand: Ingramcontent
    • Manufacturer: Rascal Face Press

    All the GREAT Fried Food You Love… with ZERO Guilt!Are you ready to make the most delicious and mouthwatering air fried meals ever? Do you want to provide your family with healthier yet crave worthy food?My GoWISE USA Air Fryer Cookbook: 100 Amazing Recipes for Smart People explains how this remarkable device gives you all the tastiness and flavo... [Read More]

  • Paleo Diet Instant Pot Cookbook: The Ultimate Guide For Beginners With Over 100 Easy and Delicious Instant Pot Recipes To Help Your Caveman Diet Journey, Be More Better And Healthier( Simple Cooking)

    • ASIN: B07BB2FXNM

    Are you currently following a Paleo diet or planning to have one in the near future? Would you like to get a lot more from your Instant Pot?Are you concerned about the food you’ll be allowed to eat and how to keep it interesting? This book, PALEO DIET INSTANT POT COOKBOOK- The Ultimate Guide For Beginners With Over 100 Easy and Delicious Insta... [Read More]

  • 500 Dad Jokes: Funny, Clean, and Corny. The Best Dad Jokes to Tell Your Kids

    • ASIN: 1983012971
    • ISBN: 1983012971
    • Manufacturer: Independently published

    500 cheesy dad jokes.A great Christmas gift.

  • An Ordinary Man: An Autobiography

    • ASIN: 0143038605
    • ISBN: 0143038605
    • Brand: Rusesabagina, Paul/ Zoellner, Tom
    • Manufacturer: Penguin Books

    A remarkable account of the amazing life story of the man who inspired the film Hotel Rwanda Readers who were moved and horrified by Hotel Rwanda will respond even more intensely to Paul Rusesabagina’s unforgettable autobiography. As Rwanda was thrown into chaos during the 1994 genocide, Rusesabagina, a hotel manager, turned the luxurious Hotel ... [Read More]

  • Food: 100 Fun Tear-out Notes for Kids (Lunchbox Jokes)

    • ASIN: 1938706153
    • ISBN: 1938706153
    • Manufacturer: Brown Bag Pub

    Add a joke and make lunch fun! Lunchbox notes are a great way to say I love you when your child is at school. Each tear-out page contains a joke that will add a smile to the lunch menu. Whether your kid relishes the fun alone or takes center stage and reads to the rest of the table, Lunchbox Jokes makes it easy, fun, and funny.

  • 2 Pack Chunky Lift-a-Flap Board Books: First Words / Animals Lift-a-Flap Books (Babies Love)

    • ASIN: 1680520989
    • ISBN: 1680520989
    • Brand: Cottage Door Press
    • Manufacturer: Cottage Door Press

    This best selling pack of sturdy lift-a-flap board books introduces your baby and toddler to popular first concepts. Introduce ten first words, including dog, ball, bug, cat, and more in First Words. Animals introduce animals and their babies, including cats and kittens, pigs and piglets, dogs and puppies, and more in this adorable lift-a-flap boar... [Read More]

  • Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know (Stuff You Should Know)

    • ASIN: 1594744270
    • ISBN: 1594744270
    • Brand: Quirk Books
    • Manufacturer: Quirk Books

    The ultimate collection of racy, ribald, and downright hilarious humor that makes a great gift!   This pocket-sized compendium of the crude and coarse contains all the jokes a man needs to crack wise. From the suggestive to the salacious, this book compiles the greatest dirty jokes of all time, including:         •  The One about the Facto... [Read More]

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